Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In January. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In January. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Theatre Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Theatre Goer, Musical Theatre, Actor, Broadway, West End, Shakespeare On Stage, Show

Happy Birthday Theatre Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get On The Gear. Greeting Card | Funny Cocaine Pun Birthday Card, Group Of Peopl Balancing On A Gear, Cog, Cocaine, Coke

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get On The Gear. Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Hinge, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Cannabis Pun Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Older But Wiser, Stoned Weed Bud, Hash, Marijuana, Pot

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To Yooou Greeting Card | Choir Singing Happy Birthday Illustration Card, Colourful Birthday Card, Gospel Choir

Happy Birthday To Yooou Greeting Card

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Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Print Green Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration In Greens, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves

Happy Birthday Weed Print Green Greeting Card

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Mariguana Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Iguana Smoking, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot

Mariguana Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Ice Hockey Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Ice Hockey Player, Hockey Player On Ice Chasing Puck, IIHF, Hockey Stick

Happy Birthday Ice Hockey Greeting Card

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Birthday Bitch. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBTQ+

Birthday Bitch. Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Profanity

Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cheeky Illustrated Greeting Card | Bum Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Bottoms Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday Cheeky Illustrated Greeting Card

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30 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, 30th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

30 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday This Swan's For You! Greeting Card | Funny, Swan Pun Birthday Card, Happy Swan In A Party Hat, This One's For You

Happy Birthday This Swan's For You! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Coffee Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Barista, Coffee Drinker, Coffee Grinder, Coffee Beans, Coffee Pot, Espresso, Latte

Happy Birthday Coffee Greeting Card

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Good Luck Everyone Is Rooting For You Greeting Card | Funny, Dancing Tree Roots Good Luck Card, Roots Cheering, Encouraging Card

Good Luck Everyone Is Rooting For You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! This Was The Cheesiest Card I Could Find Greeting Card | Funny, Cheesy Birthday Card, Diferrent Cheeses, Mozzarella, Feta, Cheddar

Happy Birthday! This Was The Cheesiest Card I Could Find Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card | Funny, Ski Pun Birthday Card, Skier Drinking A Glass Of Red Wine, Let's Get Pissed

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

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Walkers Don't Get Old... They Just Ramble On Greeting Card | Funny Walking Pun Birthday Card For Walker, Rambler, Couple Hiking Up Hill

Walkers Don't Get Old... They Just Ramble On Greeting Card

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You're Engayged Greeting Card | Funny Gay Engagement Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, You're Engaged Card, Grooms

You're Engayged Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Will You Hold My Dress Whilst I Pee? Greeting Card | Funny Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party, Maid Of Honour, Engagement Ring Doodle

Will You Hold My Dress Whilst I Pee? Greeting Card

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