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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Apron | Funny, Deadpan Christmas Apron For Him, Stuffing Sex Joke

I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Apron | Rude, Funny, Red Christmas Apron, Christmas Carol Inuendo

If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Merry Christmas Naughty Stocking Greeting Card | Funny Adult Christmas Card For Her, Stocking Filled With Booze And Bra

Merry Christmas Naughty Stocking Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Noel Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Christmas Card, French Christmas Card In Pink And Red, Pop Art

Noel Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards. 

from £3.99
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Beer Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Christmas Card, Pint Of Beer Dressed A Santa Claus, Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Beer Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
It's The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Santa Claus With A Pint Of Beer, Most Wonderful Time Of The Year Pun

It's The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Have A Very Merry Christmas Gnome Sayin' Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Know What I'm Saying, Slang, Happy Gnome Illustration

Have A Very Merry Christmas Gnome Sayin' Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Santa Paws Greeting Card | Dog In A Santa Hat, Funny Dog Christmas Card For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppy, Canine, Santa Claus Pun

Santa Paws Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Jesus Loathes You. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Jesus Hates You, Son Of God, Jesus's Birthday, Nativity

Jesus Loathes You. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
At This Time Of Year, Burglary Was Almost Too Easy. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Santa Claus Delivering Presents, Gifts, Robbery

At This Time Of Year, Burglary Was Almost Too Easy. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card | Rude Vintage Christmas Card, Santa Claus Presents Joke

They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hoppy Holidays Greeting Card | Bunny In A Santa Hat Eating A Carrot, Funny Rabbit Merry Christmas Card For Rabbit Lover, Happy Holidays

Hoppy Holidays Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Howlidays Greeting Card | Dog In A Santa Hat, Funny Dog Christmas Card For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppy, Canine

Happy Howlidays Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Meowy Christmas Greeting Card | Cat Winking In A Santa Hat Holding A Bauble, Funny Cat Christmas Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kitten

Meowy Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Forget The Turkey And Give Me A Good Stuffing! Greeting Card | Rude Christmas Card For Him, Sex Joke, Cooked Turkey, Food Pun, Monochrome

Forget The Turkey And Give Me A Good Stuffing! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Christmas Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle

Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
All I want For Christmas Is Booze. Greeting Card | Funny Adult Alcohol Christmas Card, All I Want For Christmas Is You Pun, Gin, Vodka, Brandy, Rum

All I want For Christmas Is Booze. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Jingle Bell... End. Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Deadpan, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Bah Humbug, Christmas Haters

Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Santa Claws Mug | Funny Lobster In A Santa Outfit Christmas Gift, Santa Clause, Lobster Claw Pun

Santa Claws Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Bah HumPug Greeting Card | Funny Pug In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Bah Humbug, Scrooge, Pug Owner, Pug Lover

Bah HumPug Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Apron | Funny Sexy Santa Christmas Apron, Gift For Gay Man, Nude Santa Holding Sack Of Presents

Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Apron | Funny, Rude Christmas Apron, Sexy Female Santa On A Candy Cane Pole

Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Dick The Halls Apron | Funny, Rude Christmas Apron, Hand Illustrated Holly, Profanity Deck The Halls Pun

Dick The Halls Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50