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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Liverpool Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, New Job

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Penis Print Mug | Cartoon Willy Print Mug, Hen Party Gift, LGBT, Abstract Nudes, Cock, Prick, Dick

Penis Print Mug

£5.00

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£5.00
Happy 4th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Linen Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Wash Basket With Heart, Married Four Years

Happy 4th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Food Pun Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Lesbian Girlfriend, Boobs Illustration

I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Mariguana Mug | Funny Gift For Weed Smokers, Stoners, Smoking Iguana Doodle, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Dope, Ganja

Mariguana Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I Regret To Inform You That Your Twenties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Thirtieth Birthday Card or Thirty Year Old, 30th, 30

I Regret To Inform You That Your Twenties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Guitar Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Cotton Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Two Cotton Buds In Love, Married Two Years

Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
21 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty First Birthday Gift For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
No Shit Sherlock Mug | Sherlock Holmes Joke Gift, Mystery, Crime Solving, Literature, Funny Pun Ceramic Coffee Mug, For Reader, Detective

No Shit Sherlock Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Engagement Card For Bride, Hen Do, Marriage

Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday Sushi Print Greeting Card | Different Sushi Bites Print Birthday Card, Salmon, Prawn, California Roll, Nigiri, Sashimi, Maki, Tuna Roll

Happy Birthday Sushi Print Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
#loveyou Fridge Magnet | Offensive Fridge Magnet For Him, Funny I Love You Fridge Magnet, Hashtag

#loveyou Magnet

£4.50

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£4.50
You're The Breast Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Rude Thanks, Boobs, You're The Best

You're The Breast Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary I Still Wood Greeting Card | Funny Fifth Anniversary Card Husband Or Wife, Wood Anniversary, I Still Would, Married 5 Years

Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary I Still Wood Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Prose Before Hoes Greeting Card | Shakespeare, Bard, Bros Before Hoes, Friendship, Literature, Funny Literary Pun Card For Writer, Reader

Prose Before Hoes Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Campervan Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For VW Campervan Owner, T4, T5, T6, T25, T2, T3, Vee Dub, Camper

Campervan Wanker Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Happy Birthday Mother Rucker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Rugby Birthday Card For Rugby Player, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Happy Birthday Mother Rucker Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday Weed Print Green Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration In Greens, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves

Happy Birthday Weed Print Green Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're Engayged Greeting Card | Funny Gay Engagement Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, You're Engaged Card, Grooms

You're Engayged Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00