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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Coaster | Funny Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Drinks Mat, Birthday Coaster For Him

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Keep The Fuck Away Coaster | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Get Well Soon Gift, Profanity

Keep The Fuck Away Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Hi I'm Vegan Coaster | Gifts For Vegans, Drinks Mat For Vegan, Veggie, Plant Based, Vegan Humour

Hi I'm Vegan Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster | Funny Wedding Gift, Rude Engagement Present, Housewarming Gift, Pessimistic Drinks Mat, Sarcasm

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Coaster | Father's Day Gift, Thank You Gift For Dad, Drinks Mat, Small Penis, Todger, Willy

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster | Funny Coaster, Anniversary Gift For Her, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Good Luck You Fuck Magnet | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, New Job, Leaving For University

Good Luck You Fuck Magnet

£6.50

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£6.50
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet | Gift For Couple Moving Out, Monochrome Fridge Magnet, Housewarming, New Home

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet

£6.50

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£6.50
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Magnet

£6.50

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£6.50
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Magnet

£6.50

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£6.50
Congratulations You Cunt Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Cunt Magnet

£6.50

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£6.50
Keep The Fuck Away Magnet | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Joke Get Well Soon Gift, Profanity

Keep The Fuck Away Magnet

£6.50

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£6.50
Hi I'm Vegan Magnet | Gifts For Vegans, Fridge Magnet For Vegan, Veggie, Plant Based, Vegan Humour, Monochrome

Hi I'm Vegan Magnet

£6.50

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£6.50
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Magnet | Funny Wedding Gift, Pessimistic Engagement Gift, Housewarming Gift For Couple

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Magnet

£6.50

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£6.50
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Fridge Magnet | Father's Day Gift, Thank You Gift For Father, Small Penis, Willy, Todger

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Magnet

£6.50

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£6.50
Sex Toy Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art Sticker

£2.65

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
Sex Toy Word Art Fridge Magnet | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art Magnet

£6.50

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£6.50
Bum Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art Sticker

£2.65

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
Vagina Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art Sticker

£2.65

Wow them with your vag vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
Sex Toy Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art A5 Notebook

£9.25

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun notebooks.

£9.25
Willy Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Sticker

£2.65

Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
Willy Word Art Fridge Magnet | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Magnet

£6.50

Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£6.50