Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Happy Valentine's You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card | Funny, Football Joke Valentine's Card For Goal Keeper, Footie, Premier League, FPL

Happy Valentine's You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Gardening Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple In The Garden

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Gardening Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
I Love Overeating With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Overeating With You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Be My Valentine

Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Want Your Weiner In My Bun Greeting Card | Funny, Cheeky Hot Dog Pun Valentines Card, Love Card, Hot Dog Doodle, Funny Sex Joke Card

I Want Your Weiner In My Bun Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're Out Of This World Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Space Pun Valentines Card, Alien Holding Ice Cream And Love Heart

You're Out Of This World Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Birthday, Valentines, Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You'll Do Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Anniversary, Love

You'll Do Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Butch Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Butch Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Side Frame, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.99
Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card | Deadpan Ugly Joke Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend or Friend

You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Noodles Pun Anniversary Card, Love, Udon Noodles In Love, Valentine's, Ramen Bowl

Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're A Great Shag Greeting Card | Shag Bird Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Inuendo, Smug Looking Shag Bird, Great Lay, Valentine's

You're A Great Shag Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Card, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Candle Pun Love Card, Flirty Cake With Candles On, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bee Mine Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Valentine's Card, Bees In Love, Bee Giving Flowers To Another Be, Be Mine, Be My Valentine

Bee Mine Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gin Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Bottle Of Gin And Bottle Of Tonic In Love, G&T Anniversary

You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card

from £3.99

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We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Mermaid Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Mermaid And Merman In Love, We Were Made For Each Other

We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I'm Bananas About You! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Fruit Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Bananas Hugging And Kissing, I'm All Yours, Crazy About You

I'm Bananas About You! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Lime All Yours Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Fruit Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Lime Slices In Love, I'm All Yours, Limes

Lime All Yours Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99