Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Hinge, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Cupcake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, You Make Me Crazy, Muffin

You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Penises Of Different Colours And Sizes Print Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, I Really Love You

I Willy Love You Penis Print Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card | Funny, Football Joke Valentine's Card For Goal Keeper, Footie, Premier League, FPL

Happy Valentine's You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card

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Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Wife, Wrong, Insulting, Farcical, Evil, Black, White, Yellow, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

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I Puggin Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pug Pun Valentines Card, Love, Pug Holding A Love Heart And Cupid's Arrow, Anniversary

I Puggin Love You Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Husband, Handsome, Unique, Sexy, Bodacious, Ageless, Naughty, Delicious, Blue, White, Love

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.00

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You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gin Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Bottle Of Gin And Bottle Of Tonic In Love, G&T Anniversary

You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card

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All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Lady Kneading Dough, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, All You Need Is Love

All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card

from £3.00

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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Couple In Bed On Phones, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

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Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Noodles Pun Anniversary Card, Love, Udon Noodles In Love, Valentine's, Ramen Bowl

Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card

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Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Bin Pun Valentines Card, Love, Man Sat Inside A Dustbin, Where Have You Been

Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card

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You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card

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We Just Click Greeting Card | Funny Photography Pun Anniversary Card For Photographer, Flashing Camera With Love Hearts, Shutter Click

We Just Click Greeting Card

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Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

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I Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card | Funny Spider Joke Valentines Card, Cute, Pun Love Card, Spider With Six Eyes Doodle

I Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card

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I Whaley Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentines Card, Love, Blue Whale In A Party Hat With Confetti

I Whaley Love You Greeting Card

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You're A Great Shag Greeting Card | Shag Bird Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Inuendo, Smug Looking Shag Bird, Great Lay, Valentine's

You're A Great Shag Greeting Card

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You Stopped Satisfying Me Years Ago. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Her, Husband, Wife

You Stopped Satisfying Me Years Ago. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card

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You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card | Funny, Chess Pun Love Card, Flirty Queen Chess Piece And Confident King Piece, Check Mate, Valentine's

You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card

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