Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Hinge, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Bumble, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card | Funny, Chess Pun Love Card, Flirty Queen Chess Piece And Confident King Piece, Check Mate, Valentine's

You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card

from £3.00

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I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Boobs Joke Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Lesbian Girlfriend, Boobs Doodle Valentine

I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Together For-leather Mug | Funny Leather Pun 3rd Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Two Leather Clad Bikers, Biker Couple, Motorbikes

Together For-leather Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card | Deadpan Ugly Joke Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend or Friend

You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Met Online

Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Noodles Pun Anniversary Card, Love, Udon Noodles In Love, Valentine's, Ramen Bowl

Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card

from £3.00

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You're A Great Shag Greeting Card | Shag Bird Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Inuendo, Smug Looking Shag Bird, Great Lay, Valentine's

You're A Great Shag Greeting Card

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Card, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Candle Pun Love Card, Flirty Cake With Candles On, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

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I Love Every Pizza You Mug | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Gift, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Every Pizza You Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card

from £3.00

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I Really Really Really Love You. No... Really. Greeting Card | Funny Bunny Boiler Valentine's Card, Scared Looking Rabbit Over Pot Of Boiling Water

I Really Really Really Love You. No... Really. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Where Have You Bean All My Life? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Bean Pun Valentine's Card, Coffee Bean With Binoculars, Where Have You Been

Where Have You Bean All My Life? Greeting Card

from £3.00

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We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Intertwined Tea Bags In Love, Tea Leaves Blend Pun

We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Bedder Together Mug | Funny Furniture Pun 17th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Couple In Bed With Mugs And Love Heart

Bedder Together Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Love Card, Golfer With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary Card For Golfer, PGA, US Open, Grand Slam

You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card

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You're So Marble-lous! Mug | Funny Marble Statue Pun 27th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Greek Marble Statue, Twenty Seven Years Married

You're So Marble-lous! Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Let's Spoon Mug | Funny Silver Spoon Pun 25th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Spoons Spooning With Love Hearts

Let's Spoon Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Let's Have Sax Mug | Funny Musical Instrument Pun 24th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Saxophone Let's Have Sex Joke

Let's Have Sax Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
You've Got Me In A Glaze Mug | Funny Glaze Pun 18th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Glazed Donut, Pottery Glaze Joke

You've Got Me In A Glaze Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Ivory Much Love You Mug | Funny Ivory Pun 14th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Elephants With Tusks Locked Love Hearts

Ivory Much Love You Mug

£9.95

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£9.95