Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Intertwined Tea Bags In Love, Tea Leaves Blend Pun

We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Bedder Together Mug | Funny Furniture Pun 17th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Couple In Bed With Mugs And Love Heart

Bedder Together Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Love Card, Golfer With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary Card For Golfer, PGA, US Open, Grand Slam

You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're So Marble-lous! Mug | Funny Marble Statue Pun 27th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Greek Marble Statue, Twenty Seven Years Married

You're So Marble-lous! Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Let's Spoon Mug | Funny Silver Spoon Pun 25th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Spoons Spooning With Love Hearts

Let's Spoon Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You've Got Me In A Glaze Mug | Funny Glaze Pun 18th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Glazed Donut, Pottery Glaze Joke

You've Got Me In A Glaze Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're My Sole Mate Mug | Funny Sole Fish Pun Pun Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Sole Fish, Love Hearts

You're My Sole Mate Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Steel The One Mug | Funny Steel Horse Shoe Pun 11th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Horse Shoe With Love Hearts, Eleventh Year Of Marriage

Steel The One Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Still Foil For You Mug | Funny Tin Foil Pun 10th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Tin Foil With Love Hearts, Tenth Year Of Marriage

I Still Foil For You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're So Sweet Mug | Cute, Funny Sugar Pun 6th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Bag And Bowl Of Sugar With Love Hearts

You're So Sweet Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Wife, Her, Spouse, Red And White Love Heart Valentines, Best Wife Card Card

You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Anniversary Card For Wife, Gay Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Penis Doodle Valentines Card

I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99

"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug | Funny Owl Pun Mug For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Gift For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Mug | Funny Owl Pun Mug For Him, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Gift For Boyfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Him, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Boyfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
We Just Click Greeting Card | Funny Photography Pun Anniversary Card For Photographer, Flashing Camera With Love Hearts, Shutter Click

We Just Click Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Couple In Bed On Phones, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

from £3.99

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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Flirty Stinky Bin, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Husband, Hard Work, Uncouth, Sassy, Brash, Annoying, Nauseating, Disappointing

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Husband, Handsome, Unique, Sexy, Bodacious, Ageless, Naughty, Delicious, Blue, White, Love

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Wife, Wrong, Insulting, Farcical, Evil, Black, White, Yellow, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99