Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Husband, Hard Work, Uncouth, Sassy, Brash, Annoying, Nauseating, Disappointing

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

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Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Husband, Handsome, Unique, Sexy, Bodacious, Ageless, Naughty, Delicious, Blue, White, Love

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Wife, Wrong, Insulting, Farcical, Evil, Black, White, Yellow, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Nice Anniversary Card For Wife, Wonderful, Intelligent, Fabulous, Electric, Purple, White, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Met On Grindr, LGBTQ+ Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Blow Me Mug | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Mug, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Or Anniversary Gift, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You Bake Me Crazy Mug | Funny, Baking Pun Love Mug, Smilling Happy Cupcake, Cute Valentine's Or Anniversary Gift, You Make Me Crazy, Muffin

You Bake Me Crazy Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
All You Knead Is Love Mug | Funny, Baking Pun Love Mug, Lady Kneading Dough, Cute Valentine's Or Anniversary Gift, All You Need Is Love

All You Knead Is Love Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Brew-tiful Mug | Cute, Funny Cup Of Tea Pun Gift, Beautiful, Flirty Tea Cup Winking With Pouty Lips, Love Gift, Valentine's, Anniversary

Brew-tiful Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
To My Silver Fox Greeting Card | Handsome Silver Fox Illustration Love Card, For Good Looking Older Man, For Husband, For Boyfriend, Anniversary

To My Silver Fox Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card | Funny, Cake Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Layer Cake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary

I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card

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You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Cupcake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, You Make Me Crazy, Muffin

You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card

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All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Lady Kneading Dough, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, All You Need Is Love

All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Love You To The Moon And Back Greeting Card | Funny, Space Pun Love Card, Outer Space, Rocket Going To The Moon, Smiling, Blushing Moon

I Love You To The Moon And Back Greeting Card

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You're The Bee's Knees Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Love Card, Bees Flying Around Knees, You're The Best Card For Friend, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

You're The Bee's Knees Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Penises Of Different Colours And Sizes Print Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, I Really Love You

I Willy Love You Penis Print Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Blow My Mind Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Hairdryer Pun Valentine's Card, Hairdryer Blowing Air Onto Brain, Anniversary, Proud Of You

You Blow My Mind Greeting Card

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You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Ball And Chain Joke Valentine's Card, Leg Held Down By Ball And Chain, Anniversary

You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Valentines Card, Anniversary, Woman Playing The Harp Romantically For Man

Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, King Kissing Jester's Shoe

Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card

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Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Man And Woman Embracing, Angel, Sex Joke, Rhyme

Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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