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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty First Birthday Card For Thirty One Year Old, 31st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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26 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Sixth Birthday Card For Twenty Six Year Old, 26th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

26 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Merry Fucking Christmas Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Christmas, Profanity

Merry Fucking Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Riddance Twenty Twenty Greeting Card | Deadpan New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card, Goodbye 2020,

Good Riddance Twenty Twenty Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Have A Wicket Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Cricket Birthday Card For Cricketer, Cricket Player, Cricket Fan, T20, Ashes

Have A Wicket Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy 15th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Crystal Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Two Champage Flutes In Love, Married Fifteen Years

Happy 15th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Yoga Poses Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Yogi, Lotus Pose, Cobra Pose, Downward Facing Dog, Tree Pose, Namaste

Happy Birthday Yoga Poses Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Nineth Birthday Card For Twenty Nine Year Old, 29th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fifth Birthday Card For Twenty Five Year Old, 25th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday To A Fun Guy Greeting Card | Funghi, Cute, Kawaii, Mushroom Pun Card, Mushroom With Confetti

Happy Birthday To A Fun Guy Greeting Card

from £3.99

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40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Her, Red Head, Red Haired Girl, Woman

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

from £3.99

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New Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Boob Job Card, Breast Reduction Card, Breast Enlargement Card, Breasts, Boob Job

New Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.99

Celebrate the twins with our New Boobs greeting card.

from £3.99
#merrychristmas #youcunt Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Hashtag, Red And White

#merrychristmas #youcunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
RIP Vagina Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Mum Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

RIP Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Plank You Very Much! Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Yogi In Plank Position, Yoga, Pilates, Thanks, Cheers, For Him, Thank You Very Much

Plank You Very Much! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Have A Magical Birthday Greeting Card | Magic Mushroom Pun Birthday Card, Colourful Mushrooms Illustration, Drugs Pun

Have A Magical Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Mole Pun Birthday Card, Mole Dressed As The Pope, Holy Moly Mole Pun, Religion Pun

Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Seventh Birthday Card For Twenty Seven Year Old, 27th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card | Funny, Joke, Sarcastic Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Best Man Greeting Card | Funny Will You Be My Best Man Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Best Man Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Wedding Wankers Greeting Card | Rude Wedding Card, Offensive Getting Married Card, Bride And Groom

Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99