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24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fourth Birthday Card For Twenty Four Year Old, 24th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Fantasy Football Player, Funny Football Card, FPL, Gaming

Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card

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Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Family

Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card

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Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Joke Christmas Card, LGBT, Gingerbread Man Dancing On Candy Cane

Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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Feliz Navidad Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Spanish Christmas Card, Christmas Song Card, Pop Art

Feliz Navidad Greeting Card

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Caravan Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker Greeting Card

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Heron Addict Greeting Card | Funny Card For Bird Watcher, Twitcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching

Heron Addict Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Groomsman Greeting Card | Funny Will You Be My Groomsman Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis

Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Groomsman Greeting Card

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Muchas Gracias Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Thank You Card, Spanish Thanks, Gratitude, Pop Art

Muchas Gracias Greeting Card

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Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card, Haunted House

Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

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Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Funny Wedding Card, Just Married, Engagement, Champagne, Congratulations

Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

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Happy Analversary Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Adult Humour Anniversary Card, Botoom Doodle, Anal Joke

Happy Analversary Greeting Card

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Bearded Man In Boxers Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Naked Man Birthday Card, Strong Man Card, Buff Man Card, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Gay Man

Bearded Man In Boxers Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Shake Your Boobs It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Her, Shake Ya Tits, Breasts With Nipple Tassels and Confetti

Shake Your Boobs It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Darts Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Darts Player, Bullseye, Man Playing Darts, WDF, 180, Pub Games, Pub Sports

Happy Birthday Darts Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Basketball Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Basketball Player, Baskertballer Shooting The Ball Into The Hoops, B-Ball, Baller

Happy Birthday Basketball Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Hiking Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Hiker, Couple Hiking Up Mountain, Walking, Climbing, Rambling, Scrambling, Outdoors

Happy Birthday Hiking Greeting Card

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I'm So A-tractored To You Greeting Card | Tractor Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, So Attracted To You, Flirty, Sexy Looking Tractor

I'm So A-tractored To You Greeting Card

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The Rules Are Simple... Have A Great Birthday Greeting Card | Lockdown Joke Happy Birthday Card, Politics, Boris Johnson, Press Conference Illustration

The Rules Are Simple... Have A Great Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dive Buddy Greeting Card | Diving Birthday Card For Diving Friend, Scubadiving, Under The Sea, Scubadiver With Thumbs Up

Happy Birthday Dive Buddy Greeting Card

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When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought

When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought "Fuck It, You'll Do" Greeting Card

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Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Friend, Sibling, Man With No Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Everything Else Is Irrelephant Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Elephant Pun Birthday Card, Elephant In A Party Hat

It's Your Birthday Everything Else Is Irrelephant Greeting Card

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18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Eighteenth Birthday Card For Eighteen Year Old, 18th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In November Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In November Greeting Card

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Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card | Cancelled Wedding Card, Rescheduled Wedding Card

Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card

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I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her

I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card

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Merman Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Merman Birthday Card For Him, For Friend, LGBTQ+, Neptune, Poseidon, God Of Sea

Merman Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Good Luck, Profanity, New Job, Judas

Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card

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Obligatory Birthday Card Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Birthday Card

Obligatory Birthday Card Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

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Seize The Clay Greeting Card | Funny Encouraging Card, Happy Clay Man In Party Hat, Encouragement, Good Luck, Seize The Day

Seize The Clay Greeting Card

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Knob! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Knob! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Pearl Wedding Anniversary Card, Oyster With Pearls, For Husband, Married 30 Years, Blue Speech Bubble

Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Golden Anniversary, Gold Bars In Love, For Grandparents, Married Fifty Years

You're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Boxing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Boxer, Man With Black Eye In Boxing Gloves Defending, Knockout, KO, Punch, Strike

Happy Birthday Boxing Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Baseball Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Baseball Player, Batter Getting Ready To Hit The Ball, Hey Batter Batter

Happy Birthday Baseball Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Surfing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Surfer, Woman Surfing With Guy Drowning, Riding The Wave, Barelling Wave

Happy Birthday Surfing Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Yoga Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Yogi, Girl With Yoga Mat, Yoga Poses, Upward Facing Dog, One Legged Pigeon Pose

Happy Birthday Yoga Greeting Card

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Baby On Board Greeting Card | Funny, Pregnancy Pun Baby Card, Kangaroo With It's Joey In It's Pouch, Kangaroo Mother, New Baby

Baby On Board Greeting Card

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This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Minimal, Low Effort Card, Birthday, Anniversary, Congratulations

This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Sunbathing Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple On A Beach Card

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Sunbathing Greeting Card

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A Toast To You Greeting Card | Funny Toast Pun Congratulations Card, Piece Of Toast Holding Champagne, A Toast To You, Celebrate, New Job, Graduation

A Toast To You Greeting Card

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I Otterly Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Otter Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Otter Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Otterly Love You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Tofu Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Kawai, Tofu Joke Vegan Birthday Card, Square Of Tofu With A Balloon, Veggie, Plant Based

Happy Birthday Tofu Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Husband, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card

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Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving