Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bum Print, Bottom, Rude Card

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Derrière, Bum Print

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Abstract Nude Female Beige Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Female Beige Greeting Card

from £3.99

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#goodfuckingriddance2020 Greeting Card | Rude Happy New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card, Goodbye 2020

#goodfuckingriddance2020 Greeting Card

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#ghoulpower Greeting Card | Rude Halloween Card, Funny Halloween Card, Girl Power Pun, Ghosts, Ghoulies

#ghoulpower Greeting Card

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#witchplease Greeting Card | Rude Halloween Card, Funny Halloween Card, Bitch Please Pun, Witches, Hags

#witchplease Greeting Card

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#happyfuckinghalloween Greeting Card | Rude Halloween Card, Funny Halloween Card, Profanity, Hashtag

#happyfuckinghalloween Greeting Card

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#congrats Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Passed Driving Test, New Job

#congrats Greeting Card

from £3.99

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#happybirthday Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Birthday Card, Hashtag, Monochrome, Profanity

#happybirthday Greeting Card

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#loveyou Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Love, Hashtag, Profanity

#loveyou Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far | Deadpan Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Funny Anniversary Card For Her, Valentines, Monochrome

You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card

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You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far | Deadpan Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Monochrome

You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card

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Doh! Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Doh! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Wishing You Every Misery In Your New Home Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

Wishing You Every Misery In Your New Home Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Dry Humour Valentines Card, Monochrome, For Him, For Her

I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Wedding Card, Funny Congratulations Card

Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Are Moving From One House To Another Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Bought A House Card, Moving House

You Are Moving From One House To Another Greeting Card

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You Look Older Than You Are Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Age Joke Birthday Card

You Look Older Than You Are Greeting Card

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Didn't Realise You Were Still Alive Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Age Joke Birthday Card For Grandparent, Mum, Dad

Didn't Realise You Were Still Alive Greeting Card

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Welcome To The World Wrinkly Alien Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Baby Card, Tiny Human, Alien Joke

Welcome To The World Wrinkly Alien Greeting Card

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Your Life Is Officially Over Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Rude Just Married Card

Your Life Is Officially Over Greeting Card

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Christmas Twerkey Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Twerking Turkey Christmas Card

Christmas Twerkey Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Lick Me Till Ice Cream Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Anniversary Card, Ice Cream Doodle, Lick Me Till I Scream Pun

Lick Me Till Ice Cream Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Birthday Bitch Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card For Her, Slice Of Birthday Cake Doodle

Birthday Bitch Cake Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99