Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

A Toast To Your Engagement Greeting Card | Funny Toast Pun Engagement Card, A Piece Of Toast In A Tuxedo Holding Champagne, A Toast To You, Celebrate

A Toast To Your Engagement Greeting Card

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The Awkward Moment When You Spawn In The Enemy's Base Greeting Card | Funny Card For Gamer, Small Fish Surrounded By Big Fish In Battle, Gaming

The Awkward Moment When You Spawn In The Enemy's Base Greeting Card

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I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card | Donkey Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Man Leading Donkey Away

I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card

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Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card | Valentines Card For Gamer, Girlfriend, Wife, Flash Grenade Surrounded By Hearts

Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card

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You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card | Valentines Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Flag With A Heart, Capture My Heart

You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card

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Chit Happens Greeting Card | Stressed Looking Yogi Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Shit Happens, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Chit Happens Greeting Card

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You Know I'm All About The Bass Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Card, Group Of Bass, All About That Bass, All About The Music, Music Fish Joke

You Know I'm All About The Bass Greeting Card

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If You Can Think Of Any Good Fish Puns Please Let Minnow Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Card, Group Of Minnows, Let Me Know, Joke

If You Can Think Of Any Good Fish Puns Please Let Minnow Greeting Card

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You Blow My Mind Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Hairdryer Pun Valentine's Card, Hairdryer Blowing Air Onto Brain, Anniversary, Proud Of You

You Blow My Mind Greeting Card

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You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Ball And Chain Joke Valentine's Card, Leg Held Down By Ball And Chain, Anniversary

You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card

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You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Winking Tea Cup With Pouty Lips And Eyes, Cup Of Tea, You're Beautiful

You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card

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I Don't Give A Crab About Your Birthday. Greeting Card | Funny Crab Crap Pun Birthday Card, Indifferent Crab, I Don't Give A Crap About Your Birthday

I Don't Give A Crab About Your Birthday. Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card | Funny Chicken Pun Birthday Card, Chicken Rolling On Alcohol Bottle, Let's Get Fucked Up

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card

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Holy Crab... It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Birthday Card, Crab Dressed As The Pope, Holy Crap Crab Pun, Religion Pun

Holy Crab... It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Whale Whale Whale... Look Who Turned Another Year Older. Greeting Card | Funny Whale Well Pun, Three Judgemental Whales, Well Well Well, Getting Older

Whale Whale Whale... Look Who Turned Another Year Older. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To Moooo!!!! Greeting Card | Funny Moo You Pun Birthday Card, Happy Looking Cow Wearing A Party Hat, Happy Birthday To You

Happy Birthday To Moooo!!!! Greeting Card

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It's That Thyme Again... Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Thyme Time Pun Birthday Card, A Happy Sprig Of Thyme Holding A Slice Of Cake, Herb Pun

It's That Thyme Again... Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Jesus Loathes You. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Jesus Hates You, Son Of God, Jesus's Birthday, Nativity

Jesus Loathes You. Greeting Card

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"Look Pheasants!' "It's Pronounced Peasants." Greeting Card

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At This Time Of Year, Burglary Was Almost Too Easy. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Santa Claus Delivering Presents, Gifts, Robbery

At This Time Of Year, Burglary Was Almost Too Easy. Greeting Card

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They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card | Rude Vintage Christmas Card, Santa Claus Presents Joke

They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card

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Reality Vs Tinder Profile Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Catfish Joke Card, Optical Illusion, Couple Arguing, Happy Couple

Reality Vs Tinder Profile Greeting Card

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Reality Vs Tinder Profile Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Catfish Joke Card, Optical Illusion, Man Looking Scared, Sad, Man Looking Happy

Reality Vs Tinder Profile Greeting Card

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Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Valentines Card, Anniversary, Woman Playing The Harp Romantically For Man

Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card

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