Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Sibling, Wanker, Monochrome

Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card

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One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Friend, Reckless, Live For Today

One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card

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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Mum! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Mother
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Sis! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sister
from £3.99
I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Bro! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Brother
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Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Birthday Card For Boyfriend, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Greeting Card

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At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Parent, Old Age Joke

At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I've Never Understood The Phrase 'There's No Accounting For Taste' Until Now!! Greeting Card | Moving Out, Rude New Home Card, Ugly Interior Design

I've Never Understood The Phrase 'There's No Accounting For Taste' Until Now! Greeting Card

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I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Birthday Card, Lost Respect For Friend, For Partner, For Spouse

I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, For Husband, For Wife, For Girlfriend, For Boyfriend

I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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It Is Now No Longer Financially Viable For Us To Break Up. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, For Husband, For Wife

It Is Now No Longer Financially Viable For Us To Break Up. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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Dad, You're Fab Greeting Card | Funny Father's Day Card For Dad, Father, Fab Ice Lolly In Shirt And Tie, Best Dad, Cute Card For Dad

Dad, You're Fab Greeting Card

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Mum, You're Fab Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Mother, Fab Ice Lolly With Pouty Lips, Best Mum, Cute Card For Mum

Mum, You're Fab Greeting Card

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Mum I Pugging Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pug Pun Mother's Day Card, Love, Pug Mum And Baby With Love Hearts, Card For Mum

Mum I Pugging Love You Greeting Card

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Good Luck Everyone Is Rooting For You Greeting Card | Funny, Dancing Tree Roots Good Luck Card, Roots Cheering, Encouraging Card

Good Luck Everyone Is Rooting For You Greeting Card

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Yay He Popped The Question! Greeting Card | Funny Engagement Card, Happy Popcorn, Getting Married, Marriage, Popping Corn, You're Engaged

Yay He Popped The Question! Greeting Card

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Sip Sip Hooray Congratulations Greeting Card | Hip Hip Hooray Congratulations, Alcohol Bottles Celebrating, Graduation, Exams, Champagne, Whiskey, Gin

Sip Sip Hooray Congratulations Greeting Card

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Well Done You Silly Sausage Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Dachshund Pun Congratulations, Happy Smug Looking Sausage Dog, Graduation, Exams, New Job

Well Done You Silly Sausage Greeting Card

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Arrrggghhhhh...ppy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Pirate Birthday Card, Smiling Pirate Happy Birthday Card, Skull And Cross Bones, Eye Patch

Arrrggghhhhh...ppy Birthday Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Shih-Tzu Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunk Shih-Tzu, Let's Get Shitfaced

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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Pugs And Kisses On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Pug Pun Birthday Card For Pug Owner, Pug Pouting Surrounded By Kisses

Pugs And Kisses On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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When Life Gives You Lemons Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Breakup, Divorce, Bottle Of Gin, Bottle Of Tonic, G&T, Gin Joke

When Life Gives You Lemons Greeting Card

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Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Sassy Confident Gin Bottle, Independent Woman, Gin Pun

Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card

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Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Whale In Love, Love Heart Bubble, Will You Be Mine

Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card

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