Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

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Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card

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You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, You'll Be Bad Parents

I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card

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Congratulations On Your New Home I Know You Worked Hard Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina Greeting Card | Rude New Home Card, Spoilt, Rich
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Happy Birthday Go Enjoy A Deconstructed, Decaf, Soy Milk, Salted Caramel Macchiato, You Unbearable Hipster Greeting Card | Hipster Joke Birthday Card
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Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Friend, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke, Existential

Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card

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Go Dark On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Disappear, Stay Off Social Media, Unavailable

Go Dark On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

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It's The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Santa Claus With A Pint Of Beer, Most Wonderful Time Of The Year Pun

It's The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer Greeting Card

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Bathing Women Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card | Bathing Women In Swimsuits Lounging On Lilos, Colourful Mother's Day Card, Retro Print, Art Deco

Bathing Women Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card

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Have A Very Merry Christmas Gnome Sayin' Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Know What I'm Saying, Slang, Happy Gnome Illustration

Have A Very Merry Christmas Gnome Sayin' Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Cupid Illustration Valentines Card, Baby Cupid With Bow And Arrow, For Partner, Love Hearts

Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Penises Of Different Colours And Sizes Print Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, I Really Love You

I Willy Love You Penis Print Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Balls Print Greeting Card | Funny Balls Birthday Card, Different Shaped Testicles Illustration, Hairy Balls Print, For Him

Happy Birthday Balls Print Greeting Card

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Level Up It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Gaming Birthday Card For Gamer, Games Console Print, Game Boy Illustration, Level Up, Age Up

Level Up It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Capricorn Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Capricorn, Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Capricorn Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Libra Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Libra, Libra Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Libra Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Virgo Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Virgo, Virgo Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Virgo Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Leo Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Leo, Leo Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Leo Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cancer Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Cancer, Cancer Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Cancer Greeting Card

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Good Luck! You're Quite Thick So Don't Get Your Hopes Up! Greeting Card | Rude, Deadpan Good Luck Card, Dunce Cap Illustration, Stupid, Exams

Good Luck! You're Quite Thick So Don't Get Your Hopes Up! Greeting Card

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Nope, Still An Old Fart! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Zimmer Frame, Walking Aid Illustration, Old Age

Nope, Still An Old Fart! Greeting Card

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