Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband Or Wife

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

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I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Card For Dog Lover, I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie, Massive Dog Looking Confused

I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card

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Video Games Ruined My Life Thankfully I Have 3 Extra Lives Greeting Card | Funny Gaming Joke Card For Gamer, Three Pixel Hearts, Games, Gaming Obsessed

Video Games Ruined My Life Thankfully I Have 3 Extra Lives Greeting Card

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Happy Mother's Day You Did A Grape Job Raisin Me Greeting Card | Funny Fruit Pun Mother's Day Card For Mum, Mother, Grape Mum With Happy Raisin Baby

Happy Mother's Day You Did A Grape Job Raisin Me Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day You Did A Grape Job Raisin Me Greeting Card | Funny Fruit Pun Father's Day Card For Dad, Father, Grape Dad With Happy Raisin Baby

Happy Father's Day You Did A Grape Job Raisin Me Greeting Card

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What Goes Up But Never Comes Down? Your Age! Greeting Card | Funny, Age Joke Birthday Card, Old, Battered Looking Rocket, Getting Older

What Goes Up But Never Comes Down? Your Age! Greeting Card

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Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Bin Pun Valentines Card, Love, Man Sat Inside A Dustbin, Where Have You Been

Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card

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You're A Diamond! Greeting Card | Funny Jewel Love And Friendship Card, Smug Looking Sparkling Diamond, You're The Best, Thank You Card

You're A Diamond! Greeting Card

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You Make Me Wet Greeting Card | Wood Pun Anniversary Card For Him, For Lesbian, LGBTQ+, Innuendo, Woman Getting Drenched By Bucket Of Water

You Make Me Wet Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary Don't Ask Miaow I've Stayed With You This Long Greeting Card | Cat Pun Anniversary Card For Him, For Her, Confused Looking Cat

Happy Anniversary Don't Ask Miaow I've Stayed With You This Long Greeting Card

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Have A Whale Of A Time! Greeting Card | Funny, Whale Joke Birthday Card, Happy Whale In A Party Hat, Have A Great Birthday, Celebrate

Have A Whale Of A Time! Greeting Card

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It's Time To Get Your Cock Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Cockeral Pun Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Innuendo, Embarrassed Cockeral

It's Time To Get Your Cock Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Smug Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card

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Someone Has To Buy The Willy Decorations! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny, Naughty Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card, Cheeky

Someone Has To Buy The Willy Decorations! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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Obviously You're Gonna Be My Maid Of Honour! And No That's Not A Question! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card

Obviously You're Gonna Be My Maid Of Honour! And No That's Not A Question! Greeting Card

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Someone Has To Buy The Willy Decorations! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny, Naughty Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card, Cheeky

Someone Has To Buy The Willy Decorations! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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Someone Has To Book The Stripper! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny, Naughty Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card, Cheeky

Someone Has To Book The Stripper! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Card For Her, Small Breasts Joke

Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card

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Birthdays Are All About Getting Shit Faced! Greeting Card | Let's Get Drunk Birthday Card, Turned Up, Turnt, Funny Birthday Card, Let's Party

Birthdays Are All About Getting Shit Faced! Greeting Card

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New Year's Eve Is All About Getting Fucked Up! Greeting Card | Let's Get Drunk New Years Card, Turned Up, Happy New Years

New Year's Eve Is All About Getting Fucked Up! Greeting Card

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Thank You! You Did Good For Once! Greeting Card | Funny, Patronising Rosette Thank You Card, Thanks, Cheers, Badge

Thank You! You Did Good For Once! Greeting Card

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Congratulations! You Undeserving Prick! Greeting Card | Funny, Bitter Rosette Congratulations Card, Graduation, Promotion, New Job

Congratulations! You Undeserving Prick! Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day! You're A Really Terrible Dancer! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Father's Day Card For Dad, Dad Dancing Joke

Happy Father's Day! You're A Really Terrible Dancer! Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day! You're Not As Funny As You Think You Are! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Father's Day Card For Dad, Dad Jokes

Happy Father's Day! You're Not As Funny As You Think You Are! Greeting Card

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