Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Smug Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card

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To My Silver Fox Greeting Card | Handsome Silver Fox Illustration Love Card, For Good Looking Older Man, For Husband, For Boyfriend, Anniversary

To My Silver Fox Greeting Card

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Someone Has To Buy The Willy Decorations! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny, Naughty Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card, Cheeky

Someone Has To Buy The Willy Decorations! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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Someone Has To Book The Stripper!  Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny, Naughty Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card, Cheeky

Someone Has To Book The Stripper! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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Obviously You're Gonna Be My Maid Of Honour! And No That's Not A Question! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card

Obviously You're Gonna Be My Maid Of Honour! And No That's Not A Question! Greeting Card

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I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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Someone Has To Buy The Willy Decorations! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny, Naughty Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card, Cheeky

Someone Has To Buy The Willy Decorations! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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Someone Has To Book The Stripper! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny, Naughty Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card, Cheeky

Someone Has To Book The Stripper! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Card For Her, Small Breasts Joke

Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card

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Birthdays Are All About Getting Shit Faced! Greeting Card | Let's Get Drunk Birthday Card, Turned Up, Turnt, Funny Birthday Card, Let's Party

Birthdays Are All About Getting Shit Faced! Greeting Card

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New Year's Eve Is All About Getting Fucked Up! Greeting Card | Let's Get Drunk New Years Card, Turned Up, Happy New Years

New Year's Eve Is All About Getting Fucked Up! Greeting Card

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Thank You! You Did Good For Once! Greeting Card | Funny, Patronising Rosette Thank You Card, Thanks, Cheers, Badge

Thank You! You Did Good For Once! Greeting Card

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Congratulations! You Undeserving Prick! Greeting Card | Funny, Bitter Rosette Congratulations Card, Graduation, Promotion, New Job

Congratulations! You Undeserving Prick! Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day! You're A Really Terrible Dancer! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Father's Day Card For Dad, Dad Dancing Joke

Happy Father's Day! You're A Really Terrible Dancer! Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day! You're Not As Funny As You Think You Are! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Father's Day Card For Dad, Dad Jokes

Happy Father's Day! You're Not As Funny As You Think You Are! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! You Absolute Fossil! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Birthday Card For Grandparent, Mum, Dad, Old Age Joke Fossil Joke

Happy Birthday! You Absolute Fossil! Greeting Card

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It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Beer Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Christmas Card, Pint Of Beer Dressed A Santa Claus, Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Beer Greeting Card

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To My Other Half Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Valentine's Card, Two Half Pints Of Beer Kissing, Ale

To My Other Half Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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Dad, You're So Speci-Ale To Me Greeting Card | Funny Ale Pun Father's Day Card For Dad, Father, Excited Bottle Of Ale, Birthday Card For Dad, Beer Pun

Dad, You're So Speci-Ale To Me Greeting Card

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Dad, Have An Unbeerlievable Day Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Father's Day Card For Dad, Father, Excited Pint Of Beer, Birthday Card For Dad

Dad, Have An Unbeerlievable Day Greeting Card

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I Won The Jackpot With You Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Funny, Slot Machine Joke Valentine's Card, Winning Slot Machine, Top Prize, Love Card

I Won The Jackpot With You Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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I Want To Shuck You Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny Thitieth Anniversary Card Husband Or Wife, Pearl Anniversary, Married 30 Years,

I Want To Shuck You Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card | Funny, Cake Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Layer Cake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary

I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card

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You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Cupcake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, You Make Me Crazy, Muffin

You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card

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