Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

13 Years  And You're Still My Sole Mate Greeting Card | Funny Pun, Thirteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Trainers With Love Heart Laces

13 Years And You're Still My Sole Mate Greeting Card

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We're Meant 2p Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Copper, Ninth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Copper Pennies And Love Hearts

We're Meant 2p Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You're So Sweet Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Sugar, Sixth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Sweets And Love Hearts, 6 Years Married

You're So Sweet Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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He Popped The Question Greeting Card | Funny Popcorn Joke Engagement Card, Getting Married, Marriage, Popping Corn Pun, You're Engaged

He Popped The Question Greeting Card

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Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Speech Bubble Cactus Apology Card, Cute I'm Sorry Card, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Speech Bubble Engagement Card, Offensive Profanity Cactus Prick Pun Congratulations Card

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

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I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Anniversary Card For Wife, Gay Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Penis Doodle Valentines Card

I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card

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You Make Miso Happy Greeting Card | Funny Food Pun Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Him, Her, Smiling Bowl Of Miso Soup

You Make Miso Happy Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Person With The Most Embarrassing Recycling Bin Greeting Card |Funny Drinking Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Bin Full Of Bottles

Happy Birthday To The Person With The Most Embarrassing Recycling Bin Greeting Card

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You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Wife, Her, Spouse, Red And White Love Heart Valentines, Best Wife Card Card

You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card

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Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Him, Husband, Friend, Husband, Drooping Balls

Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card

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Another Year Older Not Wiser Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, You're Old Card

Another Year Older Greeting Card

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Birthday Wanker Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Offensive Bubble Writing Birthday Card

Birthday Wanker Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, Fossil Illustration, Getting Older

Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card

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You Rule Greeting Card | Funny Ruler Pun Compliment Card For Friends, Affectionate Cards, Cool Looking Ruler Illustration, You're The Best Card

You Rule Greeting Card

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All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend Or Family All The Other Cards Were Rubbish, Pile Of Poo Doodle

All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card

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A Little Birdie Said It's Your Birthday So I Ate It Greeting Card | Funny Cat Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat In Birthday Hat Eating Bird

A Little Birdie Said It's Your Birthday So I Ate It Greeting Card

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Let's Get Slothed Greeting Card | Funny Drunk Sloth Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunken Sloth Hanging On Branch, Let's Get Drunk, Smashed, Hammered

Let's Get Slothed Greeting Card

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You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card | Rude Compliment Card For Friends, LGBTQ+, Banter, Affectionate Insult Cards, Rhyming Card

You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card

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You Silly Twat Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity, Sympathy Card For Friends, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Affectionate Insult Cards, You Idiot, Failed Exam

You Silly Twat Greeting Card

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Well Done You Tit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Graduation Card, Congratulations, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, You Did It

Well Done You Tit Greeting Card

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Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke, Forgotten Anniversary Joke Card For Husband Or Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse

Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card

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Alexa, Am I Old? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card, Age Joke, You're Old, Getting Older, Rude Birthday Card For Parent Or Grandparent

Alexa, Am I Old? Greeting Card

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Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card For Dad, Father, Forgotten Dad's Birthday Joke Card

Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card

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