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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Christmas Food Joke

At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Tit's Your Birthday Pink Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Pink Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday Bathing Men Greeting Card | Buff Men In Speedos Bathing Birthday Card, Nudity, LGBTQ+, Art Deco, Retro

Happy Birthday Bathing Men Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Abstract Nude Men And Women Greeting Card | Naked Marching Men And Women Print Birthday Card, Nudity, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday Abstract Nude Men And Women Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Let's Fork Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Let's Fuck, Gardening Pun

Let's Fork Greeting Card

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42 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Second Birthday Card For Forty Two Year Old, 42nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

42 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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37 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Seventh Birthday Card For Thirty Seven Year Old, 37th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

37 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fifth Birthday Card For Thirty Five Year Old, 35th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fourth Birthday Card For Thirty Four Year Old, 34th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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It's Be-GIN-ning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Pun Christmas Card For Gin Drinker, Her, Alcohol, G&T

It's Be-GIN-ning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Greeting Card

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Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 21 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Twenty First Birthday Card In Green For Twenty One Year Old Gamer, Him, Gaming Obsessed, Boyfriend, Son, Brother, 21st

You Have Reached Level 21 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Fork Buddies Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Valentines

Fork Buddies Greeting Card

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Romaine Calm Greeting Card | Kawaii, Cute Smiling Romaine Lettuce Sorry And Sympathy Card, Salad Pun, Veggie, Vegan, Plant Based

Romaine Calm Greeting Card

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Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Lady Riding A Horse, Horse Girl, Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

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Mistle-Toad Greeting Card | Funny Toad Joke Christmas Card, Toad In Santa Hat, Misteltoe Pun, Amphibian

Mistle-Toad Greeting Card

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Merry Vegan Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Vegan Christmas Card, For Vegan, Brussel Sprouts In Santa Hats, Veggie, Plant Based

Merry Vegan Christmas Greeting Card

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Yoga Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Yoga Greeting Card For Yoga Lover, Friend, Yogi In Downward Dog Position, Namaste

Yoga Wanker Greeting Card

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Thanks Shallot Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Food Pun Thank You Card, Smiling Shallot With Thumbs Up, Thanks A Lot

Thanks Shallot Greeting Card

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You're One In A Melon Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Food Pun Thank You Card, Smiling Watermelon Doodle, One In A Million

You're One In A Melon Greeting Card

from £3.99

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