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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card In Orange For Husband, Wife, Lost Respect

I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card

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Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Bah Humbug, Christmas Haters

Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card

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Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card | Deadpan, Pessimistic Congratulations Card, Engagement, New Job, Jealousy

Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card

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Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card | Funny Yoga Sympathy Card In Green, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card

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You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card | Deadpan Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card

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Eat Sleep Rugby Repeat Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Joke Card For Rugby Player, Enthusiast, Fan, Six Nations

Eat Sleep Rugby Repeat Greeting Card

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I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card | Funny Squirrel Holding Nuts Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, Balls Pun

I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card

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45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fifth Birthday Card For Forty Five Year Old, 45th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fourth Birthday Card For Forty Four Year Old, 44th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Third Birthday Card For Forty Three Year Old, 43rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty First Birthday Card For Forty One Year Old, 41st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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38 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Eighth Birthday Card For Thirty Eight Year Old, 38th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

38 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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36 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Sixth Birthday Card For Thirty Six Year Old, 36th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

36 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Birthday Card In Pink For Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Gaming Couple, Girlfriend, Wife

Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 30 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Thirtieth Birthday Card In Pink For Thirty Year Old Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Girlfriend, Wife, Sister, 30th

You Have Reached Level 30 Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 21 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Twenty First Birthday Card In Pink For Twenty One Year Old Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Girlfriend, Daughter, Sister, 21st

You Have Reached Level 21 Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 18 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Eighteenth Birthday Card In Pink For Eighteen Year Old Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Girlfriend, Daughter, Sister, 18th

You Have Reached Level 18 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Green Console Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Birthday Card For Gamer, Him, Gaming Obsessed

Happy Birthday Green Console Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Pixel Font Gaming Birthday Card With Cracked Egg For Gamer, Him, Her Gaming Obsessed

Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Pixel Font Gaming Birthday Card In White For Gamer, Him, Her Gaming Obsessed

Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Pixel Font Gaming Birthday Card In Green For Gamer, Him, Her Gaming Obsessed

Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Birthday Card In Green For Gamer, Him, Gaming Obsessed, Gaming Couple, Boyfriend, Husband

Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Pink Console Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Birthday Card For Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed

Happy Birthday Pink Console Greeting Card

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I'm Nuts About You Greeting Card | Funny Squirrel Holding Nuts Valentines Card, For Him, Her, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Anniversary, Balls Pun

I'm Nuts About You Greeting Card

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I Love My Hose And Dirty Britches Greeting Card | Funny Hoes And Dirty Bitches Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, Gardening Pun

I Love My Hose And Dirty Britches Greeting Card

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Nothing Like A Good Yank On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Wank Pun Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Gardening Pun

Nothing Like A Good Yank On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Downward Dog Greeting Card | Dog Doing Yoga In Downward Dog Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation, Puppy

Downward Dog Greeting Card

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Bah HumPug Greeting Card | Funny Pug In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Bah Humbug, Scrooge, Pug Owner, Pug Lover

Bah HumPug Greeting Card

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I'm Bowled Over Greeting Card | Cricket Bowler, Cricketer, Cricket Pun Love Card, The Ashes, T20, IPL

I'm Bowled Over Greeting Card

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Yoga Bunny Greeting Card | Rabbit Doing Yoga In Downward Dog Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Bunny Greeting Card

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Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Man Riding A Horse, Horse Boy, Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

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Karma Chamelon Greeting Card | Funny Pun Yoga Greeting Card For Yogi, Chameleon In Downward Dog Position, Reptile

Karma Chameleon Greeting Card

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Football Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Footballer, Football Player, Funny Football Card, FPL, Fantasy Football, Premier League, FIFA

Football Wanker Greeting Card

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Greetings Tiny New Earthling Greeting Card | Funny Alien Pun New Baby Card, Alien Sat On A UFO Waving Hello, Flying Saucer

Greetings Tiny New Earthling Greeting Card

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Thanks For Being A Grate Dad Greeting Card | Funny Pun Card For Dad, Father's Day Card, Cheese Grater In A Tie Dad Joke

Thanks For Being A Grate Dad Greeting Card

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Probe Me Greeting Card | Funny, Cheeky Probe Pun Valentines Card, Sex Joke Love Card, UFO Doodle, Flying Saucer

Probe Me Greeting Card

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You Try Hard! Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Graduation Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Congratulations, Nerdy Looking Rugby Player In Glasses

You Try Hard! Greeting Card

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Doh! Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card In Orange, Sorry, Apologies

Doh! Greeting Card

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Eat Sleep Game Repeat. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Green For Gamers, Gaming Obsessed, Eat Sleep Rave Repeat Pun

Eat Sleep Game Repeat. Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan, Joke Father's Day Card For Dad, Him

Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment. Greeting Card

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Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Funny, Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card, Age Joke

Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Brother Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Brother, Sibling, Him, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever. Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Dad Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Parent, Him, Father's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Dad Ever. Greeting Card

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60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 60th, Profanity Sixtieth Birthday Card For Sixty Year Old, Grandad, Grandma, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Age Card

30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

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Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card

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