Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive New Job Good Luck Card, Funny Good Luck Card, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Champagne

Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Treats Greeting Card | Naughty Birthday Card, Funny Rude Birthday, Sex Toy Birthday Card, Dildo, Vibrater

Birthday Treats Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Jump Up On Your Birthday Naked Woman Greeting Card | Nude Birthday Card, Naked Woman Jumping Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card

Jump Up On Your Birthday Naked Woman Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Charlie And The Chocolate Starfish Greeting Card | Funny Literary Card, Literature Pun, Vintage Typography

Charlie And The Chocolate Starfish Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Butch Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Butch Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, New Job, Exams, Leaving

Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Good Luck Card, Funny, Deadpan Leaving Card, New Job

Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Father's Day Card, Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Small Penis

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bum Word Art Greeting Card | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Rump, Cheeks, Arse

Bum Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our bum vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
Vagina Word Art Greetings Card | Pussy, Fanny, Snatch, Muff, Beaver, Honey Pot, Punani, Honey Pot, Clunge

Vagina Word Art Greetings Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with some female genitalia inspired word art.

from £3.99
You're Leaving Baaaaa for Now! Greeting Card | Funny Sheep Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Bye For Now, Sheep With Suitcases

You're Leaving Baaaaa For Now! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday To My Best-tea! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Birthday Card For Best Friend, BFF, Bestie, Cup Of Tea In Party Hat

Happy Birthday To My Best-tea! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Pile Of Poo With Wings and Halo

Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Card In Party Hat

Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card

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You’re How Old?? You’re Having A Giraffe! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Giraffe In A Party Hat, Having A Laugh

You’re How Old?? You’re Having A Giraffe! Greeting Card

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Have An Egg-cellent Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Egg Pun Birthday Card, Happy Cracked Egg Wearing Party Hat, Fried Egg Partying, Excellent Birthday

Have An Egg-cellent Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Beer Greeting Card | Funny Beer Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Beer Drinker, Pint Of Beer Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Beer Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Life Would bFlat Without You Greeting Card | Funny Music Pun Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Best Friend, Love And Friendship Cards

Life Would bFlat Without You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card | New Baby Card For Gamer Couple, Games Controllers, Congratulations, Baby Shower Card, Having A Baby

Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
We're Bedder Together. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Twenty Ninth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Couple In Bed

We're Bedder Together. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99