Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Sibling, Wanker, Monochrome

Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card

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One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Friend, Reckless, Live For Today

One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card

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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Mum! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Mother
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Sis! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sister
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Bro! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Brother
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Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Birthday Card For Boyfriend, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Greeting Card

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At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Parent, Old Age Joke

At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I've Never Understood The Phrase 'There's No Accounting For Taste' Until Now!! Greeting Card | Moving Out, Rude New Home Card, Ugly Interior Design

I've Never Understood The Phrase 'There's No Accounting For Taste' Until Now! Greeting Card

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I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Birthday Card, Lost Respect For Friend, For Partner, For Spouse

I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, For Husband, For Wife, For Girlfriend, For Boyfriend

I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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It Is Now No Longer Financially Viable For Us To Break Up. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, For Husband, For Wife

It Is Now No Longer Financially Viable For Us To Break Up. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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Dad, You're Fab Greeting Card | Funny Father's Day Card For Dad, Father, Fab Ice Lolly In Shirt And Tie, Best Dad, Cute Card For Dad

Dad, You're Fab Greeting Card

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Mum, You're Fab Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Mother, Fab Ice Lolly With Pouty Lips, Best Mum, Cute Card For Mum

Mum, You're Fab Greeting Card

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Mum I Pugging Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pug Pun Mother's Day Card, Love, Pug Mum And Baby With Love Hearts, Card For Mum

Mum I Pugging Love You Greeting Card

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Good Luck Everyone Is Rooting For You Greeting Card | Funny, Dancing Tree Roots Good Luck Card, Roots Cheering, Encouraging Card

Good Luck Everyone Is Rooting For You Greeting Card

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Yay He Popped The Question! Greeting Card | Funny Engagement Card, Happy Popcorn, Getting Married, Marriage, Popping Corn, You're Engaged

Yay He Popped The Question! Greeting Card

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Sip Sip Hooray Congratulations Greeting Card | Hip Hip Hooray Congratulations, Alcohol Bottles Celebrating, Graduation, Exams, Champagne, Whiskey, Gin

Sip Sip Hooray Congratulations Greeting Card

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Well Done You Silly Sausage Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Dachshund Pun Congratulations, Happy Smug Looking Sausage Dog, Graduation, Exams, New Job

Well Done You Silly Sausage Greeting Card

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Arrrggghhhhh...ppy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Pirate Birthday Card, Smiling Pirate Happy Birthday Card, Skull And Cross Bones, Eye Patch

Arrrggghhhhh...ppy Birthday Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Shih-Tzu Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunk Shih-Tzu, Let's Get Shitfaced

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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Pugs And Kisses On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Pug Pun Birthday Card For Pug Owner, Pug Pouting Surrounded By Kisses

Pugs And Kisses On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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When Life Gives You Lemons Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Breakup, Divorce, Bottle Of Gin, Bottle Of Tonic, G&T, Gin Joke

When Life Gives You Lemons Greeting Card

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Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Sassy Confident Gin Bottle, Independent Woman, Gin Pun

Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card

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Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Whale In Love, Love Heart Bubble, Will You Be Mine

Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card

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Snow Long, Friend. Greeting Card | Snowman Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Snowman Waving Goodbye, So Long

Snow Long, Friend. Greeting Card

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Lockdown... I Got 99 Problems But A Beach Ain't One! Greeting Card | Funny, Lockdown Card, Beach With A Cross On, 99 Problems But A Bitch Ain't One

Lockdown... I Got 99 Problems But A Beach Ain't One! Greeting Card

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Birches Be Trippin' Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Birch Tree Pun Card, Birch Trees Falling Over, Bitches Be Trippin, Card For Friend

Birches Be Trippin' Greeting Card

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You Ass Clucker! Greeting Card | Funny, Mean, Rude Chicken Donkey Pun Card, Ass Fucker, Chicken Sat On A Donkey, Cluck

You Ass Clucker! Greeting Card

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You're Sun-Real! Greeting Card | Funny Sun Pun Congratulations Card, Happy Sun, You're Unreal, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best, Love Card

You're Sun-Real! Greeting Card

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Ricotta Get Through This. Greeting Card | Cheesy Breakup Card, Determined Looking Ricotta, Sympathy, Divorce, Gotta Get Through This, Encouragement

Ricotta Get Through This. Greeting Card

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Cheesy Come... Cheesy Go. Greeting Card | Funny, Cheesy Breakup Card, Easy Come Easy Go, Block Of Cheese With A Chunk Taken Out, Sympathy, Divorce

Cheesy Come... Cheesy Go. Greeting Card

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You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card

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I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card

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Santa Paws Greeting Card | Dog In A Santa Hat, Funny Dog Christmas Card For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppy, Canine, Santa Claus Pun

Santa Paws Greeting Card

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Go Mutts! It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Go Nuts

Go Mutts! It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Kitten, Funny Cat Pun Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Cats Cuddling, Purfect For Each Other

We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card

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Stay Paw-sitive Greeting Card | Happy Cat Encouragement Card, Stay Positive, Friendship Card, Keep Happy, For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Kitten

Stay Paw-sitive Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday I Look Furr-ward To Celebrating With You Greeting Card | Funny Cat Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Cat In A Party Hat With Cake, Kitten

Happy Birthday I Look Furr-ward To Celebrating With You Greeting Card

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Cheers To The Purr-fect Couple Greeting Card | Cute, Kitten, Funny Cat Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Anniversary, Cats Cuddling

Cheers To The Purr-fect Couple Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card For Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple Sharing A Bath

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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Shello! Is It Me You're Looking For? Greeting Card | Funny Clam Pun Valentine's Card, Clam Peeking Out Of Shell, Hello Is It Me You're Looking For

Shello! Is It Me You're Looking For? Greeting Card

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You're Clawsome! Greeting Card | Funny Claw Pun Congratulations Card, Crab In Super Hero Costume, You're Awesome, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Clawsome! Greeting Card

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It's Party Thyme Greeting Card | Funny Herb Pun Birthday Card, Sprig Of Thyme Partying, Celebration, It's Party Time

It's Party Thyme Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card | Funny, Football Joke Anniversary Card For Goal Keeper, Footie, Premier League, FPL

Happy Anniversary You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card

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It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card | Funny Lion Pun Celebration Card, Lion Lying Down With A Glass Of Champagne

It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card

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You're Roar-some Greeting Card | Funny Lion Pun Congratulations Card, Lion Roaring, You're Awesome, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Roar-some Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sorry It's Latte! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Pun Birthday Card, Sorry Looking Latte, Sorry It's Late, Late Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Sorry It's Latte! Greeting Card

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Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving