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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards
Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.
Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.
All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving
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Happy Anniversary Don't Ask Miaow I've Stayed With You This Long Greeting Card
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It's Time To Get Your Cock Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card
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Someone Has To Buy The Willy Decorations! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card
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Someone Has To Book The Stripper! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card
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Obviously You're Gonna Be My Maid Of Honour! And No That's Not A Question! Greeting Card
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Someone Has To Buy The Willy Decorations! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card
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Someone Has To Book The Stripper! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card
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Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card
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Birthdays Are All About Getting Shit Faced! Greeting Card
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New Year's Eve Is All About Getting Fucked Up! Greeting Card
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Thank You! You Did Good For Once! Greeting Card
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Congratulations! You Undeserving Prick! Greeting Card
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Happy Father's Day! You're A Really Terrible Dancer! Greeting Card
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Happy Father's Day! You're Not As Funny As You Think You Are! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday! You Absolute Fossil! Greeting Card
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It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Beer Greeting Card
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Dad, You're So Speci-Ale To Me Greeting Card
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I Won The Jackpot With You Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card
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I Want To Shuck You Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card
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I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card
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I Love You To The Moon And Back Greeting Card
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Have A Tee-Rific Birthday Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card
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Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card
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Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card
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I Hate The Sound Of Your Breathing Greeting Card
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Sometimes, I Wonder What It Would Be Like If You Were Dead Greeting Card
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Let's Get Fat Together Greeting Card
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It's About Time You Shuffled Off Now, Old Timer Greeting Card
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I Wanted To Get You Something Deep And Meaningful, Then I Remembered I Couldn't Give A Fuck Greeting Card
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Be Kind To Yourself Today Have A Wank Greeting Card
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'Dad Bods' Only Work If You Were Good Looking In The First Place Greeting Card
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You're Not A Hipster You're A Beard With An Idiot Hanging Off It Greeting Card
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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card
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May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card
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You Don't Half Talk Some Bullshit Greeting Card
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They Say 'If You Don't Have Something Nice To Say, Don't Say Anything At All'... Greeting Card
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Maybe We Should Just Stay Socially Distanced Forever Greeting Card
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