Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Birthday Card For Best Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife

You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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26 Years, I Never Pictured We'd Get This Far Greeting Card | Picture, Twenty Sixth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Couple Looking At Painting

26 Years, I Never Pictured We'd Get This Far Greeting Card

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A Card On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Red Card Pun Birthday Card For Footballer, Football Player, FPL, Fantasy Football, Premier League, FIFA

A Card On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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The Names Bong, James Bong Greeting Card | Funny Weed Pun Card For James Bond Fan, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, 007 Cannabis Pun, Marijuana, Rasta

The Names Bong, James Bong Greeting Card

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Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Sugar Greeting Card | Sixth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Bag Of Sugar, Bowl Of Sugar, Hearts, 6 Years Married

Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Sugar Greeting Card

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All I Want Tissue Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Paper, First Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Box Of Tissues With Love Hearts

All I Want Tissue Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Bah Hum Pug Greeting Card | Funny Pug In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Bah Humbug, Scrooge, Pug Owner, Pug Lover, Fine Art Pug Illustration

Bah Hum Pug Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To A Fun Guy Greeting Card | Funghi, Mushroom Pun Card, Mushroom With Confetti, Fine Art Illustration, Happy Birthday To A Funghi

Happy Birthday To A Fun Guy Greeting Card

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Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Pearl Wedding Anniversary Card, Oyster With Pearls, For Wife, Married 30 Years, Pink Speech Bubble

Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Boobs Joke Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Lesbian Girlfriend, Boobs Doodle Valentine

I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, The Dog Is My Favourite, But You Will Do To Greeting Card | Funny Dog Joke Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, The Dog Is My Favourite, But You Will Do To Greeting Card

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From Your Favourite Sibling Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Brother, Sister, Joke Bubble Writing Birthday Card For Sibling

From Your Favourite Sibling Greeting Card

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I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card For Mum Or Dad, Age Joke, Getting Older, Funny, You're Old

I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card

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One Year Closer To Being A Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Friend, Kitten, Card With Lots Of Cats

One Year Closer To Being A Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Beauty Print Greeting Card | Beauty Print Birthday Card For Make Up Artist, Blush, Lipstick, Nail Varnish, Tweezers, Brushes, Mirror

Happy Birthday Beauty Print Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day Pork Pie Print Greeting Card | Pork Pie Illustration Father's Day Card For Dad, Full Pork Pie, Pork Pie Slice, British Picnic Food

Happy Father's Day Pork Pie Print Greeting Card

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Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Copper Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Moscow Mules In Love, Married Nine Years

Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 20th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | China Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Two China Vases In Love, Married Twenty Years

Happy 20th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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We're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Golden Anniversary, Gold Bars In Love, For Husband Or Wife, Married Fifty Years

We're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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At That Moment, Mary Realised She Had Made A Terrible Mistake. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Wedding Card, Bride And Groom Illustration, Just Married

At That Moment, Mary Realised She Had Made A Terrible Mistake. Greeting Card

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Happy Mother's Day Nobody Stacks Up To You Greeting Card | Pancake Pun Mother's Day Card, Stack Of Pancakes With Syrup And Butter

Happy Mother's Day Nobody Stacks Up To You Greeting Card

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I Like Big Bundts Greeting Card | Funny Bundt Cake Pun Card For Baker, Baking Pun, I Like Big Butts, Smiling Waving Bundt Cake

I Like Big Bundts Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Bestie Acronym Greeting Card | Nice Birthday Card For Best Friend, Brave, Energising, Strong, Talented, Inspirational, Empowering

Happy Birthday To My Bestie Acronym Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Billiards Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Billiards Player, Men Playing Billiards, Cue, Pool, Snooker, Billiard Balls, Pocket

Happy Birthday Billiards Greeting Card

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