Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

If Mums Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Mother's Day Card For Mum, Birthday Card For Mum, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You

If Mums Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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Have A Flantastic Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Flan Pun Birthday Card, Happy Flan Wearing Party Hat, Have A Fantastice Birthday

Have A Flantastic Birthday Greeting Card

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It Was About Time You Got Hoot Of Here Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun You're Leaving Card, Travel, New Job, Flying Owl In Pilot's Goggles Waving Goodbye

It Was About Time You Got Hoot Of Here Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday This Swan's For You! Greeting Card | Funny, Swan Pun Birthday Card, Happy Swan In A Party Hat, This One's For You

Happy Birthday This Swan's For You! Greeting Card

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It's Time To Get Your Beaver Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Beaver Pun Anniversary Card For Girlfriend, Wife, Innuendo, Smiling Beaver Held Out

It's Time To Get Your Beaver Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Dazed Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him, Another Year Older

One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card

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Go To Work, Don't Go To Work. Go Out, Don't Go Out Out. Have A Great Birthday, But Don't Have A Great Birthday. Greeting Card | Boris Johnson Lockdown Joke
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Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Maid Of Honour! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card, Keep Calm, Bridezilla

Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Maid Of Honour! Greeting Card

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Congratulations, You Have A Bun In The Oven Greeting Card | Funny, Pregnancy Pun Baby Card, Excited Oven With A Bun Baking In It, Youre Growing A Baby

Congratulations, You Have A Bun In The Oven Greeting Card

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Bee Sure To Have A Great Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Birthday Card, Bees Flying With Pieces Of Honeycomb

Bee Sure To Have A Great Birthday Greeting Card

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Pathetic Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Pathetic Greeting Card

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Birthday Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Vibrator Pun Birthday Card, Colourful Dildos Illustration, Different Vibrators Print

Birthday Vibes Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Taurus Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Taurus, Taurus Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Taurus Greeting Card

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Bon Anniversaire Greeting Card | Funny, French Bulldog Birthday Card For Dog Owner, French Bulldog With Moustache In A Beret With Snails

Bon Anniversaire Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Silly Sausage Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Silly Looking Sausage Dog, Dachshund, Dog Pun

Happy Birthday You Silly Sausage Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Artists Greeting Card | Artist Happy Birthday Card For Art Lover, Artists Creating 'Happy Birthday' Art, Hobbie Birthday Card, Hobby

Happy Birthday Artists Greeting Card

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Life's A Beach Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Breakup, Divorce, Man Lying On A Hammock On The Beach

Life's A Beach Greeting Card

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You're Having A Baby And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Egg Pun Pregnancy Card, Excited Cracked Egg Wearing Party Hat, Having A Baby

You're Having A Baby And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Naked Couple On Tandem Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple On Tandem Greeting Card

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It's That Thyme Again... Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, A Happy Sprig Of Thyme Holding Flowers, Herb Pun

It's That Thyme Again... Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card

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Hang On In There Greeting Card | Sloth Hanging From A Branch Encouragement Card, Breakup, Chin Up, Sympathy, It'll Get Better

Hang On In There Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday You Butter Celebrate! Greeting Card | Funny, Butter Better Pun Birthday Card, Happy Dancing Block Of Butter, You Better Celebrate

It's Your Birthday You Butter Celebrate! Greeting Card

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Let's Have A Ball... It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Different Sports Ball Celebrating, Rugby, Football, Bowling, Cricket, Tennis

Let's Have A Ball... It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Cod Bless You It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Birthday Card, Cod Dressed As The Pope, God Bless You Cod Pun, Religion Pun

Cod Bless You It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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