Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead. Greeting Card | Pessimistic, Deadpan, Funny Happy New Year Card, Profanity

Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead. Greeting Card

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Merry Fucking Christmas. Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity Happy Christmas Card

Merry Fucking Christmas. Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Card For Her, Girlfriend, Friend, Wife

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card

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Good Luck You Fuck. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Profanity Funny Good Luck Card, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement

Good Luck You Fuck. Greeting Card

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Greetings Tiny New Earthling. Greeting Card | Funny, Joke New Baby Card In Blue, Alien Joke

Greetings Tiny New Earthling. Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Engagement Card, Well Done, Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time. Greeting Card

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Wake And Bake Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Stoner Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

Wake And Bake Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Wife, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card

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You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

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You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity Wedding Card, Engagement

You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card

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Naked Man With Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, LGBT, Nude Man In Santa Hat Holding Present

Naked Man In Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Greeting Card

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Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Aphrodite Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBT, Greek Mythology, Goddess Of Love, Venus

Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Mother's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Joke Mothers Day Card For Mum, Her

Happy Mother's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card

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You're My Weirdo Greeting Card | Funny, Silly, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Anniversary, Love

You're My Weirdo Greeting Card

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Happy Father’s Day You Absolute Tool Greeting Card | Rude Father's Day Card For Dad, DIY, Screwdriver, Spanner, Ruler, Hammer, Saw, Tools

Happy Father’s Day You Absolute Tool Greeting Card

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Dad, You’re My Roll Model  Greeting Card | Rude Father's Day Card For Dad, Thank You, Best Dad, Role Model, Toilet Humour, Toilet Roll

Dad, You’re My Roll Model Greeting Card

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Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Thank You, Spa, Face Mask, Relax

Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card

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Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Thank You, Super Mum, Wonder Mum

Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person, Ginger Pubes

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card

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You're The Shit Greeting Card | Funny Love & Friendship Card, You're The Best, Dung Beetle On A Ball Of Poo

You're The Shit Greeting Card

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Crazy Pho You Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Pho Noodles Doodle

Crazy Pho You Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Brother, Sibling, Him, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In July Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In July Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In March Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In March Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In January Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In January Greeting Card

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Herbivore Greeting Card | Weed Card For Vegan Stoner, Weed Smoker, Veggie, Plant Based, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420, Herb

Herbivore Greeting Card

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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Knights Templar Pun Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Knights Hemplar Doodle Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt Congratulations Greeting Card | Funny Congratulations Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt Congratulations Greeting Card

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Nice Buns Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card For Her, Anniversary, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Iced Buns With Cherry Doodle

Nice Buns Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas Naughty Stocking Greeting Card | Funny Adult Christmas Card For Her, Stocking Filled With Booze And Bra

Merry Christmas Naughty Stocking Greeting Card

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Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Dancer Birthday Card For Her, For Friend, LGBTQ+, Dancing

Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Noel Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Christmas Card, French Christmas Card In Pink And Red, Pop Art

Noel Greeting Card

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Oh Shit Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Breakup, Whoops, Profanity

Oh Shit Greeting Card

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Bon Voyage Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured You're Leaving Card, Going Away Card, French Leaving Card, Good Luck On Travels, Pop Art

Bon Voyage Greeting Card

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Get Well Soon Skiver Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Get Well Soon Skiver Greeting Card

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Thanks For Nothing Greeting Card | Deadpan Thank You Card, Rude Thank You Card, Funny Thank You Card

Thanks For Nothing Greeting Card

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Freshly Baked Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Freshly Baked Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card

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You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card | You're Beautiful Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Female Empowerment, Bum, Derrière

You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card

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Don't Cry For Him Your Makeup Is Too Expensive Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card

Don't Cry For Him Your Makeup Is Too Expensive Greeting Card

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He Was A Wanker Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome, Profanity

He Was A Wanker Greeting Card

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Now We're Even Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Deadpan Thanks Card, Cheers, Gratitude, Monochrome

Now We're Even Greeting Card

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One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome

One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card

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We Deserve Each Other Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome, For Him, For Her

We Deserve Each Other Greeting Card

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An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Anniversary Card, Monochrome

An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card

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Obligatory Father's Day Card Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card, Dry Humour Card For Dad

Obligatory Father's Day Card Greeting Card

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Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving