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You're Engayged Greeting Card | Funny Gay Engagement Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, You're Engaged Card, Grooms

You're Engayged Greeting Card

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It's Bean A Pleasure Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Leaving Card For Colleague, Coworker, Friend, Good Luck, New Job, It's Been Fun, Goodbye

It's Bean A Pleasure Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Good Luck Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Good Luck Card, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Good Luck Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Pink For Twin, Sibling, Sister

Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Go Karting Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Go Karter, Driver In Go Kart On A Track, Helmet, Go Cart, Kart Racing, Karting

Happy Birthday Go Karting Greeting Card

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Mariguana Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Iguana Smoking, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot

Mariguana Greeting Card

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Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card |Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Arsenal Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Chess Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Chess Player, Board Game, Player Knocking Over Queen With King, Check Mate, Chess Board

Happy Birthday Chess Greeting Card

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You've Heard One Rugby Pun... You've Heard A Maul. Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Greeting Card For Rugby Player, Rugy Fan, Hand Illustrated Rugby Maul

You've Heard One Rugby Pun... You've Heard A Maul. Greeting Card

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I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Otter Illustration, Otter Pun

I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card

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Willy Word Art Greeting Card | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Greeting Card

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RIP To Your Twenties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Thirtieth Birthday Card For Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Thirty Year Old, 30th

RIP To Your Twenties Greeting Card

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You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Football Birthday Card, FIFA, FPL, Fantasy Football

You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Zeus Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Buff Zeus With Lightning Bolt Birthday Card For Him, Friend, Greek Mythology, God Of Thunder

Zeus Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Life Without You Would Be Un-chair-able. Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Seventeenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

Life Without You Would Be Un-chair-able. Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Backgammon Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Backgammon Player, Board Game, Backgammon Board, Ace Point, Dice, Die, Checker

Happy Birthday Backgammon Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Motorbikes Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Motorbike Rider, Hell's Angels, Harley, Couple On A Motorbike, Chopper, Motorcycle

Happy Birthday Motorbikes Greeting Card

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Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Liverpool Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Dad Greeting Card | Weed Joke Father's Day Card For Father, Him, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Dad Greeting Card

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I'll Miss Doing Your Work For You Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker

I'll Miss Doing Your Work For You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To Yooou Greeting Card | Choir Singing Happy Birthday Illustration Card, Colourful Birthday Card, Gospel Choir

Happy Birthday To Yooou Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card | Funny, Ski Pun Birthday Card, Skier Drinking A Glass Of Red Wine, Let's Get Pissed

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card

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You're Leaving Baaaaa For Now! Greeting Card | Funny Sheep Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Bye For Now, Sheep Waving Goodbye

You're Leaving Baaaaa For Now! Greeting Card

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I Regret To Inform You That Your Thirties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Fortieth Birthday Card or Forty Year Old, 40th, 40

I Regret To Inform You That Your Thirties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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Lesbihonest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card | Engagement Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Two Brides Holding Hands

Lesbihonest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Ice Hockey Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Ice Hockey Player, Hockey Player On Ice Chasing Puck, IIHF, Hockey Stick

Happy Birthday Ice Hockey Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card In Orange For Parent, Husband Or Wife

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Blue For Twin, Sibling, Brother

Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card

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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Good Luck Card, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague. Greeting Card

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Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Wool Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Woolly Mammoths In Love, Married Seven Years

Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity, Deadpan Greeting Card, Frenemy, Fuck You Card, Banter Card, Frenemies

Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card

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Seize The Clay Greeting Card | Funny Encouraging Card, Group Of Happy Clay Pots, Encouragement, Good Luck, Seize The Day

Seize The Clay Greeting Card

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Holy Guacamole You're Engaged! Greeting Card | Funny Joke Engagement Card, Congratulations, Avocado With Moustache In Sombrero Holding Maracas

Holy Guacamole You're Engaged! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Ginja Ninja Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person

Happy Birthday Ginja Ninja Greeting Card

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Wishing You The Most A-Moose-ing Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Moose Pun Birthday Card, Happy Moose In Party Hat, Amazing Birthday

Wishing You The Most A-Moose-ing Birthday Greeting Card

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Willy Sorry To See You Go Greeting Card | Funny Penis Pun Leaving Card For Colleague, Coworker, Work Friend, Penis Doodle, Goodbye Card, Retirement

Willy Sorry To See You Go Greeting Card

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Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Birthday Card, Golfer With Pint Of Beer, Card For Golfer, Let's Celebrate, Congratulations

Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card

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Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Her, Mum, Mother, Friend, Gay Man, 50th

Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

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Mr And Mr Greeting Card | Cute Gay Wedding Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Grooms Holding Hands

Mr And Mr Greeting Card

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Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Engagement Card, Marriage, Getting Married, Hen Do, Stag Party

Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Mountain Biking Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Moutain Biker, Determined Mountain Biker Riding Bike Along Trail, Off Road,

Happy Birthday Mountain Biking Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fishing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Fisherman, Fisherman In Waders Holding Fishing Rod And Fish, Tackle, Bait, Hook

Happy Birthday Fishing Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Best-Tea Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii Funny Pun Birthday Card For Best Friend, BFF Two Teacups Holding Hands

Happy Birthday Best-Tea Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dumpling Greeting Card | Kawaii Birthday Card, Dumpling, Chopsticks, Dim Sum

Happy Birthday Dumpling Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Dad, Him, Man BBQing Steak In The Sun, BBQ

Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card

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Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving