Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards
Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.
Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.
All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving
Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card
from £3.99
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You Put The Ho Back In Christmas Greeting Card
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If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Greeting Card
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Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card
from £3.99
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Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal Greeting Card
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Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card
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Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!
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#happyfuckingnewyear Greeting Card
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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card
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Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card
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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
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Vagina Word Art Greetings Card
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Make them smile with some female genitalia inspired word art.
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Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Dinosaur! Greeting Card
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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
from £3.99
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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Weed Greeting Card
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You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Birthday Greeting Card
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Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card
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26 Years, I Never Pictured We'd Get This Far Greeting Card
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In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card
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2005 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card
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The Names Bong, James Bong Greeting Card
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