Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Par Tee On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Birthday Card, Two Golfers Partying, Card For Golfer, Golf Joke Card, PGA, US Open

Par Tee On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Life Without You Would Be Un-chair-able. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Twenty Ninth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

Life Without You Would Be Un-chair-able. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card | Funny Sausage Dog In A Santa Hat For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher, Dachshund Stood In Snow With Snowfall

Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card

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Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card | Funny Autocorrect Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cake, Profanity

Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card

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You're A Shining Example Of What Not To Do Greeting Card | Rude Sympathy Card For Friends, Affectionate Insult Cards, Lost Job, Failed Exam

You're A Shining Example Of What Not To Do Greeting Card

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I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Nice Arse Compliment Birthday Card

I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Mum? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Mother's Day Card For Mum, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Best Mum Card

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Mum? Greeting Card

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Knitters Like Big Balls Greeting Card | Funny Balls Pun Card For Knitter, Knitting Pun, Two Knitting Balls, Needles, Wool Knitting Balls

Knitters Like Big Balls Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Big Sister Greeting Card | Nun Joke Birthday Card For Older Sister, Sibling, Nun Pun, Large Nun With Halo And Cross Necklace

Happy Birthday To My Big Sister Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cars Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Car Enthusiast, Petrol Head, Formula One, Kit Car, Racing Car, Car DRiving With Flames

Happy Birthday Cars Greeting Card

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If Cousins Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Cousin, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Cousin Card

If Cousins Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Tinder, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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Stay Alert - Eat Cake - Stay Alert Greeting Card | Lockdown Joke Happy Birthday Card, Politics, Boris Johnson, Press Conference Illustration

Stay Alert - Eat Cake - Stay Alert Greeting Card

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Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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Obviously You're Gonna Be My Bridesmaid! And No That's Not A Question! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card

Obviously You're Gonna Be My Bridesmaid! And No That's Not A Question! Greeting Card

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I Bought You An Easter Egg But Then I Ate It! Happy Easter! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Happy Easter Card, Chocolate Eggs Joke

I Bought You An Easter Egg But Then I Ate It! Happy Easter! Greeting Card

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Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, New Mum, Pregnancy Joke, Hormones, Morning Sickness, Basic Saying

Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Aquarius Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Aquarius, Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Aquarius Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Aries Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Aries, Aries Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Aries Greeting Card

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Have A Brie-lliant Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Cheesy Birthday Card, Smiling Happy Block Of Brie, Cheese Pun, Have A  Brilliant Birthday

Have A Brie-lliant Birthday! Greeting Card

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You're Ace! Greeting Card | Funny Ace Of Spades Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Ace Of Spades, You're Awesome, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Ace! Greeting Card

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It's About Time You Got The Flock Out Of Here Greeting Card | Shepherd Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Flock Of Sheep

It's About Time You Got The Flock Out Of Here Greeting Card

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Let's Shell-abrate It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Birthday Card, Two Crabs Partying, Shell Fish, Shell Celebrate Pun

Let's Shell-abrate It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Lettuce Turnip The Beet Greeting Card | Funny Food Pun, Lettuce Digging Up A Sugar Beet, Vegetables, Veggies, Turn Up The Beat

It's Your Birthday Lettuce Turnip The Beet Greeting Card

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