Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Shiver Me Timbers.. It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Pirate Birthday Card, Smiling Shivering Pirate In A Puddle, Skull And Cross Bones

Shiver Me Timbers.. It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Dog Father Greeting Card | Funny, Dog Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog That Looks Like The Godfather, For Dog Owner, For Him

Happy Birthday To The Dog Father Greeting Card

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It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card | Funny Beer Can Pun Congratulations Card, Empty Beer Cans, New Job, Graduation, Can Do

It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card

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Life Be-gins At 40 Greeting Card | Funny 40th, Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Gin Pun, Happy Gin Bottle, Life Begins At 40

Life Be-gins At 40 Greeting Card

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You Put The 'Ho' In New Home. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Moving House Card, Moving Out, House With Ho In The Window, New House,

You Put The 'Ho' In New Home. Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card | Funny, Football Joke Valentine's Card For Goal Keeper, Footie, Premier League, FPL

Happy Valentine's You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card

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It's Your Wedding Day And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Egg Pun Wedding Day Card, Excited Cracked Egg Wearing Party Hat, Getting Married

It's Your Wedding Day And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Human Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Birthday Card From Dog, Paw Print Pattern, For Dog Owner, Card From Dog, Pet, Puppy

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Human Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Gardening Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple In The Garden

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Gardening Greeting Card

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You're Crabulous! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Congratulations Card, Fabulous Crab In Pearls, You're Fabulous, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Crabulous! Greeting Card

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Congrats On Your New Plaice Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Moving Out Card, New Home, Plaice In Fish Bowl, New Place, Congratulations

Congrats On Your New Plaice Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Legless! Greeting Card | Funny Snake Pun Birthday Card, Snake In A Crown Drinking A Cocktail, Let's Get Drunk

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Legless! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! Have A Clawsome Day Greeting Card | Funny Claw Pun Birthday Card, Have An Awesome Day, Crab Partying Illustration, Shellfish

Happy Birthday! Have A Clawsome Day Greeting Card

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A Toast To Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Toast Pun Birthday Card, An Excited Piece Of Toast In A Party Hat, Cheers, A Toast To You, Celebrate

A Toast To Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Holy Carp It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Birthday Card, Carp Dressed As The Pope, Holy Crap Carp Pun, Religion Pun

Holy Carp It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Congratulations Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card | Funny Enagement Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple In A Jacuzzi

Congratulations Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card

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DIY Tools Happy Father's Day Greeting Card | Tools Print Father's Day Card, Saw, Hammer, Nails, Measuring Tape, Drill, Screwdriver, DIY Card For Dad

DIY Tools Happy Father's Day Greeting Card

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English Breakfast Happy Father's Day Greeting Card | Breakfast Print Father's Day Card, Bacon, Eggs, Sausages, Toast, Hash Browns, Fry Up Card For Dad

English Breakfast Happy Father's Day Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Mother Rucker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Rugby Birthday Card For Rugby Player, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Happy Birthday Mother Rucker Greeting Card

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I Wish You Good Fortune Greeting Card | Funny Fortune Cookie Good Luck Card, Good Fortune, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement

I Wish You Good Fortune Greeting Card

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Burrito Print Greeting Card | Burritos Pattern, Mexican Food, Burrito Illustration, Breakfast Burrito Card, Veggie Burrito Card

Burrito Print Greeting Card

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Mare-y Christmas Greeting Card | Horse In A Santa Hat Waiting Under Mistletoe, Funny Horse Merry Christmas Card For Equestrian, Horse Rider

Mare-y Christmas Greeting Card

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It's About Time You Got Trout Of Here Greeting Card | Trout Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Trout With A Suitcase, Fish Pun

It's About Time You Got Trout Of Here Greeting Card

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What A Load Of Pollocks Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Group Of Pollocks Illustration, Fish Pun, Break Up And Divorce, Sorry

What A Load Of Pollocks Greeting Card

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Thanks For Your Support Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Bra With Thumbs Up Illustration, Bra Support Joke, Thanks, Cheers, For Her

Thanks For Your Support Greeting Card

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I Love Overeating With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Overeating With You Greeting Card

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Born In The 80s Greeting Card | 80s Baby Birthday Card, Birthday, Born In The 1980s, Eighties, Leg Warmers, Cassette Player, Cassette Tapes

Born In The 80s Greeting Card

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Console Yourself It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Gaming Console Birthday Card For Gamer, Gaming Obsessed, Games Controller

Console Yourself It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Stoned Weed Leaf Greeting Card | High Cannabis Leaf Illustration, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaf, Stoner, Ganja, Hash, Pot

Happy Birthday Stoned Weed Leaf Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Hand Holding Weed Leaf Greeting Card | Hand Held Cannabis Leaf Illustration, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaf, Stoner Birthday

Happy Birthday Hand Holding Weed Leaf Greeting Card

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Mum, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, For Her

Mum, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Her, Red Head, Red Haired Girl, Woman

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas You Absolute Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Cockeral Doodle, Profanity

Merry Christmas You Absolute Cock Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Christmas Card For Ginger Friend, Gingerbread Man In Santa Hat, Ginger Joke, Christmas Cookie

Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

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Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family, Pessimistic, Bah Humbug

Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Birthday Card For Friend, Mum, Dad, Brother, Sister

Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Boobs Illustration Pink Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday Boobs Illustration Pink Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Nosey Cunt In Small Font Joke

Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card

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Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Be My Valentine

Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card

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33 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Third Birthday Card For Thirty Three Year Old, 33rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

33 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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19 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Nineteenth Birthday Card For Nineteen Year Old, 19th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

19 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Naked Santa In Hat And Wellies Holding Booze, Rude, Naughty Santa Card, For Him, For Her, For Friend

Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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Christmas Greetings Greeting Card | Naked Sleeping Mand With Santa Hat Covering His Genitals, Rude, Naughty Santa Card, For Him

Christmas Greetings Greeting Card

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Let That Shit Go Greeting Card | Man Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go Greeting Card

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I Want Your Weiner In My Bun Greeting Card | Funny, Cheeky Hot Dog Pun Valentines Card, Love Card, Hot Dog Doodle, Funny Sex Joke Card

I Want Your Weiner In My Bun Greeting Card

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You're Out Of This World Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Space Pun Valentines Card, Alien Holding Ice Cream And Love Heart

You're Out Of This World Greeting Card

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Merci. Greeting Card | French Thank You Card, Thanks, Gratitude, Grateful

Merci. Greeting Card

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Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving