Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Birthday To My Best Bud Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Best Friend, Stoner, Weed Smoker, BFF, Bestie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Pot, 420

Happy Birthday To My Best Bud Greeting Card

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Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Friendship Card For Stoner, Cannabis Smoker, Hash, Marijuana, Ganja, Pot

Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

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Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card

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Best Buds Greeting Card | Weed Best Friend Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, BFF, Bestie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Best Buds Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Getting Old Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt You're Getting Old Greeting Card

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Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Cannabis Pun Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Older But Wiser, Stoned Weed Bud, Hash, Marijuana, Pot

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Mariguana Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Iguana Smoking, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot

Mariguana Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Dad Greeting Card | Weed Joke Father's Day Card For Father, Him, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Dad Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Your Royal Highness Greeting Card | Bong In A Crown On A Throne Illustration, Stoner Birthday Card, Ganja, Weed, Cannabis, Marijuana

Happy Birthday Your Royal Highness Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Mum Greeting Card | Weed Joke Mother's Day Card For Mother, Her, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Mum Greeting Card

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Have A Dope Birthday Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot

Have A Dope Birthday Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Best Man Greeting Card | Funny Will You Be My Best Man Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Best Man Greeting Card

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Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Greeting Card | Punny Birthday Card For Stoner, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun, Sausage Roll Doodle

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Brother Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Brother, Sibling, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Brother Greeting Card

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You're Dope Greeting Card | Weed Well Done Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420, Thank You

You're Dope Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Groomsman Greeting Card | Funny Will You Be My Groomsman Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis

Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Groomsman Greeting Card

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Stoned Age Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Caveman, Stone Age Pun

Stoned Age Doodle Greeting Card

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Have A Jammin' Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Weed Birthday Card For Friend, Cannabis, Marijuana, Rasta Dancing, Rastafarian

Have A Jammin' Birthday Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Husband, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Illustration Black Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves, Dope, Ganja, Hash, 420

Happy Birthday Weed Illustration Black Greeting Card

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Can You Feel The Drugs Tonight? Greeting Card | Song Lyric Pun Birthday Card, Celebration, Cannabis, Weed, Can You Feel The Love Tonight

Can You Feel The Drugs Tonight? Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Girlfriend, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card

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You Toke My Breath Away Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

You Toke My Breath Away Greeting Card

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Have A Blazing Birthday Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot

Have A Blazing Birthday Greeting Card

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Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

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Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Print Green Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration In Greens, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves

Happy Birthday Weed Print Green Greeting Card

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Super Skunk Greeting Card | Skunk In A Superman Costume Smoking A Joint Stoner Pun Card, Weed, Marijuana, Cannabis, 420

Super Skunk Greeting Card

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High Maintenance Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, LGBTQ+, Empowerment, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

High Maintenance Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Sister Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Sister, Her, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Sister Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Weed Greeting Card | Funny Cannabis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Weed Smoker, Weed Leaf Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Weed Greeting Card

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The Names Bong, James Bong Greeting Card | Funny Weed Pun Card For James Bond Fan, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, 007 Cannabis Pun, Marijuana, Rasta

The Names Bong, James Bong Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Stoned Weed Leaf Greeting Card | High Cannabis Leaf Illustration, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaf, Stoner, Ganja, Hash, Pot

Happy Birthday Stoned Weed Leaf Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Hand Holding Weed Leaf Greeting Card | Hand Held Cannabis Leaf Illustration, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaf, Stoner Birthday

Happy Birthday Hand Holding Weed Leaf Greeting Card

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Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls. Greeting Card | Funny Dad Joke Card In Red, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card | Funny, Bong Pun Birthday Card For Stoner, Sad Looking Bong, Miss You Birthday Card

Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Print Blue Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration In Blues, Green & Grey, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves

Happy Birthday Weed Print Blue Greeting Card

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Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card

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You're Dope. Greeting Card | Well Done Card In Green For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Dope, Cannabis, Pot, Marijuana, 420

You're Dope. Greeting Card

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Wake And Bake Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Stoner Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

Wake And Bake Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Wife, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card

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Herbivore Greeting Card | Weed Card For Vegan Stoner, Weed Smoker, Veggie, Plant Based, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420, Herb

Herbivore Greeting Card

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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Knights Templar Pun Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Knights Hemplar Doodle Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt Congratulations Greeting Card | Funny Congratulations Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt Congratulations Greeting Card

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Freshly Baked Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Freshly Baked Greeting Card

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