Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card

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Freshly Baked Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Freshly Baked Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Getting Old Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt You're Getting Old Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card | Funny, Bong Pun Birthday Card For Stoner, Sad Looking Bong, Miss You Birthday Card

Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Your Royal Highness Greeting Card | Bong In A Crown On A Throne Illustration, Stoner Birthday Card, Ganja, Weed, Cannabis, Marijuana

Happy Birthday Your Royal Highness Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Illustration Black Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves, Dope, Ganja, Hash, 420

Happy Birthday Weed Illustration Black Greeting Card

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Herbivore Greeting Card | Weed Card For Vegan Stoner, Weed Smoker, Veggie, Plant Based, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420, Herb

Herbivore Greeting Card

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Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Cannabis Pun Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Older But Wiser, Stoned Weed Bud, Hash, Marijuana, Pot

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

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I Can't Wait To THC You Again Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Stoner Pun Miss You Card For Friend, THC, Cannabis, Weed, Marijuana, See You Again

I Can't Wait To THC You Again Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Illustration Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration In Green, Yellow And Red, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves, Dope

Happy Birthday Weed Illustration Greeting Card

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Wake And Bake Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Stoner Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

Wake And Bake Greeting Card

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High Maintenance Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, LGBTQ+, Empowerment, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

High Maintenance Greeting Card

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High Maintenance Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, LGBTQ+, Empowerment, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

High Maintenance Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Print Blue Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration In Blues, Green & Grey, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves

Happy Birthday Weed Print Blue Greeting Card

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Have A Dope Birthday Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot

Have A Dope Birthday Greeting Card

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Super Skunk Greeting Card | Skunk In A Superman Costume Smoking A Joint Stoner Pun Card, Weed, Marijuana, Cannabis, 420

Super Skunk Greeting Card

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Weed Everyday Greeting Card | Funny Weed Pun Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, Gardening Cannabis Pun, Marijuana

Weed Everyday Greeting Card

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Have A Blazing Birthday Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot

Have A Blazing Birthday Greeting Card

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You Toke My Breath Away Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

You Toke My Breath Away Greeting Card

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Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card

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Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls. Greeting Card | Funny Dad Joke Card In Red, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls. Greeting Card

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Sex Drugs And Lobster Rolls. Greeting Card | Funny Dad Joke Card In Red, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun

Sex Drugs And Lobster Rolls. Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Girlfriend, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card

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