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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards
Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.
Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.
All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving
![Happy Birthday To The Best Bin Taker Outer Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Housemate, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend, Happy Dustbin Holding Bin Bags](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/happy-birthday-to-the-best-bin-taker-outer-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1614177406)
Happy Birthday To The Best Bin Taker Outer Greeting Card
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![Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours | Deadpan New Home Card, Rude New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/please-pass-on-our-deepest-sympathies-to-your-new-neighbours-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612622674)
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Greeting Card
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![We Hope You Like Your New Neeiiiggghhhhbours!! Greeting Card | Funny Horse Pun Moving Out Card, New Home, Horse With Bad Neighbours In Stable,](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/we-hope-you-like-your-new-neeiiiggghhhhbours-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1611844845)
We Hope You Like Your New Neeiiiggghhhhbours!! Greeting Card
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![Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card | Deadpan Wedding Card, Deadpan First Home Together Card](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/congratulations-you-have-entered-a-legal-contract-together-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612622743)
Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card
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![Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card | Happy Cat Congratulations Card, Well Done, Hats Off To You, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Promotion](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/cats-off-to-you-you-did-it-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612190207)
Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card
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![About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/about-fucking-time-greeting-card_512x.jpg?v=1612622831)
About Fucking Time Greeting Card
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![Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/Congratulations-You-Smug-Wanker-Greeting-Card_b2842ffd-a110-4b20-91f8-bd860dc6e079_512x.png?v=1629038058)
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card
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![Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker, Child Moving Out Card](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/thought-youd-never-leave-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612622741)
Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card
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![About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/about-fucking-time-champagne-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1607783934)
About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card
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![It's About Time You Got The Flock Out Of Here Greeting Card | Shepherd Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Flock Of Sheep](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/its-about-time-you-got-the-flock-out-of-here-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1611930962)
It's About Time You Got The Flock Out Of Here Greeting Card
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![Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Toilet Joke New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming, Toilet Doodle](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/ILLBT-117-GC5X7-PI_512x.png?v=1633945683)
Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card
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![I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming, Toilet Doodle](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/ILLBT-116-GC5X7-PI_512x.png?v=1633945577)
I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card
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![Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Wife, Housemate, Stinking Dustbin](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/happy-birthday-ps-please-take-out-the-bins-greeting-card_78f0c77c-c74f-4cba-9bdf-f0bc518ea381_512x.png?v=1614177416)
Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card
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![Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Home Alone Quote Christmas Card](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/merry-christmas-you-filthy-animal-greeting-card_2c8dece1-bf34-4e0f-a36f-b957a20ceb7d_512x.png?v=1607443697)
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card
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![Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/congratulations-you-undeserving-dickhead-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612622673)
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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![Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/Congratulations-You-Massive-Tosser-Greeting-Card_2ff63dc5-655d-4106-9a9a-043347488a36_512x.png?v=1629210824)
Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card
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![You Put The 'Ho' In New Home. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Moving House Card, Moving Out, House With Ho In The Window, New House,](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/you-put-the-ho-in-new-home-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612276569)
You Put The 'Ho' In New Home. Greeting Card
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![Congrats On Your New Plaice Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Moving Out Card, New Home, Plaice In Fish Bowl, New Place, Congratulations](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/congrats-on-your-new-plaice-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1611844842)
Congrats On Your New Plaice Greeting Card
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![It's About Time You Got Trout Of Here Greeting Card | Trout Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Trout With A Suitcase, Fish Pun](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/its-about-time-you-got-trout-of-here-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1611153414)
It's About Time You Got Trout Of Here Greeting Card
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![Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny New Home Card](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/your-home-may-be-repossessed-if-you-fail-to-make-your-mortgage-repayments-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612622767)
Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card
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![Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Bought A House Card, Graduation Card, First Time Buyers](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/congratulations-you-have-incurred-a-lifetime-of-debt-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612622747)
Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card
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![Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Good Luck Card, Funny, Deadpan Leaving Card, New Job](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/good-luck-and-good-riddance-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612622680)
Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card
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![Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Partner, Housemate, Living Together Jokes](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/happy-birthday-ps-please-take-out-the-bins-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1613745348)
Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card
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![I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card, Too Close](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/i-wish-you-had-moved-further-away-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612881520)
I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card
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![You're Leaving... Bi-den! Greeting Card | Funny Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Joe Biden Waving, Bye Then, Politics](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/youre-leaving-bi-den-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612363034)
You're Leaving... Bi-den! Greeting Card
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![Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card | Naked Man Well Done Card, Congratulations Card, Cheers Greeting Card, LGBTQ+ Card](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/cheers-to-you-man-in-rubber-ring-greeting-card_512x.jpg?v=1612622722)
Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card
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![I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Spooky, Creepy Housewarming Card](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/I-Know-Where-You-Live-Greeting-Card_8d76223d-5d39-4a86-a492-be2fa4b82c4e_512x.png?v=1629988710)
I Know Where You Live Greeting Card
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![You Are One Candle Closer To Starting A House Fire Greeting Card | Funny, Age Joke Birthday Card, Cake Stuffed With Candles, Getting Older](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/you-are-one-candle-closer-to-starting-a-house-fire-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1613486261)
You Are One Candle Closer To Starting A House Fire Greeting Card
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![May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Lockdown, At Home, Vegatative State, Boredom](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/may-your-furlough-be-long-and-vegetative-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1613054253)
May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card
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![Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/time-to-celebrate-that-ting-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612881503)
Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card
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![Congratulations On Your New Home I Know You Worked Hard Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina Greeting Card | Rude New Home Card, Spoilt, Rich](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/congratulations-on-your-new-home-i-know-you-worked-hard-crawling-out-of-your-wealthy-mothers-vagina-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1613054244)
Congratulations On Your New Home I Know You Worked Hard Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina Greeting Card
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![I've Never Understood The Phrase 'There's No Accounting For Taste' Until Now!! Greeting Card | Moving Out, Rude New Home Card, Ugly Interior Design](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/ive-never-understood-the-phrase-theres-no-accounting-for-taste-until-now-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1618843035)
I've Never Understood The Phrase 'There's No Accounting For Taste' Until Now! Greeting Card
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![Snow Long, Friend. Greeting Card | Snowman Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Snowman Waving Goodbye, So Long](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/snow-long-friend-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612276589)
Snow Long, Friend. Greeting Card
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![I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card | Donkey Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Man Leading Donkey Away](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/im-glad-you-finally-got-your-ass-out-of-here-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1611844840)
I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card
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![Congratulations You Are Proof That Anything Is Paw-sible Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Congratulations Card, Dog In A Superhero Costume, Graduation](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/congratulations-you-are-proof-that-anything-is-paw-sible-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1611153403)
Congratulations You Are Proof That Anything Is Paw-sible Greeting Card
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![Happy New Home - Well Deserved, I Know You Worked Hard On Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina! Greeting Card | Rich, Spoilt, Moving Out](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/happy-new-home-well-deserved-i-know-you-worked-hard-on-crawling-out-of-your-wealthy-mothers-vagina-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1610462196)
Happy New Home - Well Deserved, I Know You Worked Hard On Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina! Greeting Card
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![Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Good Luck Card, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement, New Home](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/good-luck-and-good-riddance-greeting-card_4bcdabd4-4b2e-41da-b46d-62f9d396f56d_512x.png?v=1607443690)
Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card
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![Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card | Sumo Wrestler Congratulations Card, Exams, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/sumo-wrestler-well-done-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1607443535)
Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card
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