Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Best Bin Taker Outer Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Housemate, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend, Happy Dustbin Holding Bin Bags

Happy Birthday To The Best Bin Taker Outer Greeting Card

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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours | Deadpan New Home Card, Rude New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Greeting Card

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Sashay Away Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured You're Leaving Card, Going Away, LGBTQ+, Good Luck, Goodbye

Sashay Away Greeting Card

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Ski Ya Later! Greeting Card | Skiing Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Skier Skiing Downhill Fast, See You Later

Ski Ya Later! Greeting Card

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We Hope You Like Your New Neeiiiggghhhhbours!! Greeting Card | Funny Horse Pun Moving Out Card, New Home, Horse With Bad Neighbours In Stable,

We Hope You Like Your New Neeiiiggghhhhbours!! Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card

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Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card | Happy Cat Congratulations Card, Well Done, Hats Off To You, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Promotion

Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time Greeting Card

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Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card, Haunted House

Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card | Deadpan Wedding Card, Deadpan First Home Together Card

Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

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Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker, Child Moving Out Card

Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

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I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming

I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card

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#newhomewankers Greeting Card | Rude New Home Card, Offensive New Home Card, Hashtag, Profanity

#newhomewankers Greeting Card

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I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming, Toilet Doodle

I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card

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It's About Time You Got The Flock Out Of Here Greeting Card | Shepherd Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Flock Of Sheep

It's About Time You Got The Flock Out Of Here Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Home Alone Quote Christmas Card

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Wife, Housemate, Stinking Dustbin

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card

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I Know Where You Live Greeting Card | Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming, Newspaper Cut Out Letters, Creepy

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

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You Put The 'Ho' In New Home. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Moving House Card, Moving Out, House With Ho In The Window, New House,

You Put The 'Ho' In New Home. Greeting Card

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Congrats On Your New Plaice Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Moving Out Card, New Home, Plaice In Fish Bowl, New Place, Congratulations

Congrats On Your New Plaice Greeting Card

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It's About Time You Got Trout Of Here Greeting Card | Trout Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Trout With A Suitcase, Fish Pun

It's About Time You Got Trout Of Here Greeting Card

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Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny New Home Card

Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Bought A House Card, Graduation Card, First Time Buyers

Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card

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Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Good Luck Card, Funny, Deadpan Leaving Card, New Job

Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card

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Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Toilet Joke New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming, Toilet Doodle

Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Partner, Housemate, Living Together Jokes

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card

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I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card, Too Close

I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card

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You're Leaving... Bi-den! Greeting Card | Funny Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Joe Biden Waving, Bye Then, Politics

You're Leaving... Bi-den! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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About Fucking Time. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Engagement Card, Well Done, Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time. Greeting Card

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Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card | Naked Man Well Done Card, Congratulations Card, Cheers Greeting Card, LGBTQ+ Card

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Spooky, Creepy Housewarming Card

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99