Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card

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Happy Christmas From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Sarcastic, Deadpan Christmas Card For Mum, Dad, Husband, Wife

Happy Christmas From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Santa Claws Greeting Card | Funny Lobster In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Santa Clause, Lobster Claw Pun

Santa Claws Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Adult Christmas Card, Snowman With Carrot Erection Doodle

Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Merry Christmas To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card For Ginger Friend, Gingerbread Man In Santa Hat, Ginger Joke, Christmas Cookie

Merry Christmas To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Greeting Card

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Merry Fucking Christmas Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Christmas, Profanity

Merry Fucking Christmas Greeting Card

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Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Santa Clause Joke

Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card | Funny, Joke, Sarcastic Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card

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Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Penis's Tucked Up In A Blanket, Willies In Bed, Pigs In Blankets Pun

Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card

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May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Inuendo Christmas Card For Him, Sex Joke Xmas Card

May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card

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Merry Knitmas Greeting Card | Happy Knitting Wool Balls With Holy, Funny Knitting  Pun Merry Christmas Card For Knitter

Merry Knitmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Feliz Navidad Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Spanish Christmas Card, Christmas Song Card, Pop Art

Feliz Navidad Greeting Card

from £3.99

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#merrychristmas #youcunt Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Hashtag, Red And White

#merrychristmas #youcunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her

I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card

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Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat, Bah Humbug, Christmas Hater

Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card | Funny, Sarcastic, Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Frostbite Greeting Card | Vampire Snowman, Frosty, Dracula, Spooky Pun Christmas Card

Frostbite Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Christmas Is Cancelled. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Christmas Card For Friend, Christmas Hater, Bah Humbug

Christmas Is Cancelled. Greeting Card

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Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Joke Christmas Card, LGBT, Gingerbread Man Dancing On Candy Cane

Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, LGBT, Sexy Santa With Sack Of Presents

Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Jingle Balls Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Card, Stocking Filler, Pair Of Testicles Doodle, Testies

Jingle Balls Doodle Greeting Card

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Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card | Funny Sausage Dog In A Santa Hat For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher, Dachshund Stood In Snow With Snowfall

Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Fucking Hate Winter. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Robin On Icy Tree Branch, Cold, Winter, Snow, Robin Red Breast

I Fucking Hate Winter. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Merry Catmas Greeting Card | Cat Tangled In Christmas Lights, Funny Cat Christmas Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kitten

Merry Catmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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To Santa's Favourite Ho. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Christmas Card In Red For Her, For Friend

To Santa's Favourite Ho. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99