Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Have A Chi Wow Wow Wow Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Chihuahua Birthday Card For Dog Owner, Chihuahua In A Party Hat

Have A Chi Wow Wow Wow Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple In A Jacuzzi

Happy Valentine's Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card

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Well Done Smart Ass Greeting Card | Funny Donkey Pun Celebration Card, Smug Donkey In Tuxedo With Ass Out, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job

Well Done Smart Ass Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry I Was Trout Of Order Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, A Line Of Trout With One Out Of Place, Out Of Order, Apology

I'm Sorry I Was Trout Of Order Greeting Card

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Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Bean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Pun Valentine's Card, Espresso Coffee In Love, Words Cannot Express

Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Bean To Me Greeting Card

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Merry Catmas Greeting Card | Cat Tangled In Christmas Lights, Funny Cat Christmas Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kitten

Merry Catmas Greeting Card

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Llamaste Greeting Card | Llama Doing Yoga In Cow Pose Pun Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Llamaste Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Girlfriend, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card

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Well Done You Clever Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Graduation Card, Congratulations, Exams, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Well Done You Clever Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Vegan, Cactus Doodle, Veggie, Plant Based, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card

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Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, LGBT, Sexy Santa With Sack Of Presents

Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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Naked Couple On Tandem Happy Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him

Naked Couple On Tandem Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Analversary Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Adult Humour Anniversary Card, Botoom Doodle, Anal Joke

Happy Analversary Greeting Card

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Still Knocking Them For Six Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Cricket Birthday Card For Cricketer, Cricket Player, Cricket Fan, T20, Ashes

Still Knocking Them For Six Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Par Tee On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Birthday Card, Two Golfers Partying, Card For Golfer, Golf Joke Card, PGA, US Open

Par Tee On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Life Without You Would Be Un-chair-able. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Twenty Ninth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

Life Without You Would Be Un-chair-able. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card | Funny Sausage Dog In A Santa Hat For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher, Dachshund Stood In Snow With Snowfall

Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card

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Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card | Funny Autocorrect Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cake, Profanity

Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card

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You're A Shining Example Of What Not To Do Greeting Card | Rude Sympathy Card For Friends, Affectionate Insult Cards, Lost Job, Failed Exam

You're A Shining Example Of What Not To Do Greeting Card

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I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Nice Arse Compliment Birthday Card

I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Mum? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Mother's Day Card For Mum, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Best Mum Card

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Mum? Greeting Card

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Knitters Like Big Balls Greeting Card | Funny Balls Pun Card For Knitter, Knitting Pun, Two Knitting Balls, Needles, Wool Knitting Balls

Knitters Like Big Balls Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Big Sister Greeting Card | Nun Joke Birthday Card For Older Sister, Sibling, Nun Pun, Large Nun With Halo And Cross Necklace

Happy Birthday To My Big Sister Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cars Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Car Enthusiast, Petrol Head, Formula One, Kit Car, Racing Car, Car DRiving With Flames

Happy Birthday Cars Greeting Card

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Stay Alert - Eat Cake - Stay Alert Greeting Card | Lockdown Joke Happy Birthday Card, Politics, Boris Johnson, Press Conference Illustration

Stay Alert - Eat Cake - Stay Alert Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Aquarius Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Aquarius, Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Aquarius Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Aries Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Aries, Aries Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Aries Greeting Card

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Have A Brie-lliant Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Cheesy Birthday Card, Smiling Happy Block Of Brie, Cheese Pun, Have A  Brilliant Birthday

Have A Brie-lliant Birthday! Greeting Card

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You're Ace! Greeting Card | Funny Ace Of Spades Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Ace Of Spades, You're Awesome, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Ace! Greeting Card

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It's About Time You Got The Flock Out Of Here Greeting Card | Shepherd Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Flock Of Sheep

It's About Time You Got The Flock Out Of Here Greeting Card

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Let's Shell-abrate It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Birthday Card, Two Crabs Partying, Shell Fish, Shell Celebrate Pun

Let's Shell-abrate It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Lettuce Turnip The Beet Greeting Card | Funny Food Pun, Lettuce Digging Up A Sugar Beet, Vegetables, Veggies, Turn Up The Beat

It's Your Birthday Lettuce Turnip The Beet Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary Naked Couple Sunbathing Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple On A Beach Card

Happy Anniversary Naked Couple Sunbathing Greeting Card

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I Lava You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Volcano Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Smiling Volcano With Lava And Heart

I Lava You Greeting Card

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You Toke My Breath Away Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

You Toke My Breath Away Greeting Card

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Have A Blazing Birthday Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot

Have A Blazing Birthday Greeting Card

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