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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Birthday! This Was The Cheesiest Card I Could Find Greeting Card | Funny, Cheesy Birthday Card, Diferrent Cheeses, Mozzarella, Feta, Cheddar

Happy Birthday! This Was The Cheesiest Card I Could Find Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Everything Else Is Irrelephant Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Elephant Pun Birthday Card, Elephant In A Party Hat

It's Your Birthday Everything Else Is Irrelephant Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Egg Pun Birthday Card, Excited Cracked Egg Wearing A Party Hat

It's Your Birthday And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card

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18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Eighteenth Birthday Card For Eighteen Year Old, 18th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Gym Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains

Gym Wanker Greeting Card

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Heron Addict Greeting Card | Funny Card For Bird Watcher, Twitcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching

Heron Addict Greeting Card

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Stoned Age Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Caveman, Stone Age Pun

Stoned Age Doodle Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

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You're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Golden Anniversary, Gold Bars In Love, For Grandparents, Married Fifty Years

You're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Paper Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Two Loo Rolls In Love, Married One Year

Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Hiking Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Hiker, Couple Hiking Up Mountain, Walking, Climbing, Rambling, Scrambling, Outdoors

Happy Birthday Hiking Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Surfing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Surfer, Woman Surfing With Guy Drowning, Riding The Wave, Barelling Wave

Happy Birthday Surfing Greeting Card

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Baby On Board Greeting Card | Funny, Pregnancy Pun Baby Card, Kangaroo With It's Joey In It's Pouch, Kangaroo Mother, New Baby

Baby On Board Greeting Card

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Prose Before Hoes Greeting Card | Shakespeare, Bard, Bros Before Hoes, Friendship, Literature, Funny Literary Pun Card For Writer, Reader

Prose Before Hoes Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Tofu Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Kawai, Tofu Joke Vegan Birthday Card, Square Of Tofu With A Balloon, Veggie, Plant Based

Happy Birthday Tofu Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Husband, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Him, Red Head, Red Haired Boy, Man

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

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I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

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Plank You Very Much! Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Yogi In Plank Position, Yoga, Pilates, Thanks, Cheers, For Him, Thank You Very Much

Plank You Very Much! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Dad, Him, Man BBQing In Apron And Party Hat, BBQ

Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card

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We're On A Roll Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Paper, First Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Bride + Groom On Loo Roll, Toilet Roll

We're On A Roll Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Level 30 Unlocked Greeting Card | 30th Birthday Card For Gamer, Thirtieth Birthday Card, Gaming Obsessed, Games Controller, PS4 Player, Xbox Player

Level 30 Unlocked Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card | Scotch Egg Illustration Birthday Card, Scotch Eggs, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Happy Birthday Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card

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Let The Adventure Begin Greeting Card | Camping Engagement Card, Congratulations, Tent In The Woods With A Fire, Camping Couple, Getting Married

Let The Adventure Begin Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Tennis Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Tennis Player, Player Concentrating, Racket And Ball Sport, Wimbledon, Australian Open

Happy Birthday Tennis Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Boxing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Boxer, Man With Black Eye In Boxing Gloves Defending, Knockout, KO, Punch, Strike

Happy Birthday Boxing Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Baseball Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Baseball Player, Batter Getting Ready To Hit The Ball, Hey Batter Batter

Happy Birthday Baseball Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Gymnastics Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Gymnast, Gymnasts Performing Rythmic Gymnastics, Hoop, Ribbon, Artistic, Aerobics

Happy Birthday Gymnastics Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bowling Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Bowler, Bowler Knocking Down All Pins, Strike, Bowling Lane, Spare, Split, Bowling Ball

Happy Birthday Bowling Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Yoga Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Yogi, Girl With Yoga Mat, Yoga Poses, Upward Facing Dog, One Legged Pigeon Pose

Happy Birthday Yoga Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Sunbathing Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple On A Beach Card

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Sunbathing Greeting Card

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A Toast To You Greeting Card | Funny Toast Pun Congratulations Card, Piece Of Toast Holding Champagne, A Toast To You, Celebrate, New Job, Graduation

A Toast To You Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple In A Jacuzzi

Happy Anniversary Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card

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Sushi Print Greeting Card | Different Sushi Bites Print, Salmon, Prawns, Crab, California Rolls, Nigiri, Sashimi, Maki, Tuna Roll

Sushi Print Greeting Card

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I Otterly Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Otter Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Otter Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Otterly Love You Greeting Card

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