Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Penis Cumming In A Santa Hat, Come All Ye Faithful

Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card

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Mrs And Mrs Greeting Card | Cute Wedding Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Brides Holding Hands

Mrs And Mrs Greeting Card

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Drum Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover

Drum Wanker Greeting Card

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Congratulations It's All Downhill From Here Greeting Card | Funny Engagement Card, Bride And Groom Skiing Downhill, Wedding, Getting Married, Marriage

Congratulations It's All Downhill From Here Greeting Card

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Labracadabra... Wishing You A Magical Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Birthday Card, Labrador In Magicians Costume, Abracadabra, Puppy

Labracadabra... Wishing You A Magical Birthday! Greeting Card

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Sushi Print Greeting Card | Different Sushi Bites Print, Salmon, Prawns, Crab, California Rolls, Nigiri, Sashimi, Maki, Tuna Roll

Sushi Print Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Brother Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Brother, Sibling, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Brother Greeting Card

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You’re My Lobster Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, Love, Lobster Doodle, Friends Quote, Mate For Life

You’re My Lobster Greeting Card

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Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

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I'm Muffin Without You Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, For Him, For Her, Nothing Without You, Muffin Doodle

I'm Muffin Without You Greeting Card

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You're Dope Greeting Card | Weed Well Done Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420, Thank You

You're Dope Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cheeky Illustrated Greeting Card | Bum Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Bottoms Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday Cheeky Illustrated Greeting Card

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Have A Wicket Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Cricket Birthday Card For Cricketer, Cricket Player, Cricket Fan, T20, Ashes

Have A Wicket Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Paper Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Two Loo Rolls In Love, Married One Year

Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Squash Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Squash Player, Couple Playing Squash, Racket And Ball Sport, WSF, Indoor Racket Game

Happy Birthday Squash Greeting Card

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Happy Baby Shower Greeting Card | Funny, Babies Falling Out Of A Shower Baby Shower Baby Card, Having A Baby Card, Pregnancy

Happy Baby Shower Greeting Card

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Merry Knitmas Greeting Card | Happy Knitting Wool Balls With Holy, Funny Knitting  Pun Merry Christmas Card For Knitter

Merry Knitmas Greeting Card

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Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card | Happy Cat Congratulations Card, Well Done, Hats Off To You, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Promotion

Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Egg Pun Birthday Card, Excited Cracked Egg Wearing A Party Hat

It's Your Birthday And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card

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Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Penis's Tucked Up In A Blanket, Willies In Bed, Pigs In Blankets Pun

Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card

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Fancy It? Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Anniversary Card, Sex Hand Gesture Doodle

Fancy It? Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Dad, Him, Man BBQing In Apron And Party Hat, BBQ

Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card

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Have A Tee-rrific Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Golf Pun Birthday Card For Golfer, Terrific Birthday, Golfer Tee-ing Off, PGA, Grand Slam, Ace, Birdie

Have A Tee-rrific Birthday Greeting Card

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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Can't Be Bothered Birthday Card, Lazy Card Joke

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card | Scotch Egg Illustration Birthday Card, Scotch Eggs, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Happy Birthday Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sir Snore A Lot Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Partner, Man In Bed Snoring Loudly, Person Who Snores

Happy Birthday Sir Snore A Lot Greeting Card

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Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Older But Wiser, Beer Bottle In Glasses With White Beard

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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You're How Old?? Yoga'tta Be Kidding Me! Greeting Card | Yoga Woman In Tree Pose Birthday Card For Her, Yogi, Yoga Pun, Namaste, Meditation, Age Joke

You're How Old?? Yoga'tta Be Kidding Me! Greeting Card

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Wishing You A Forking Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Gardening Pun, Allotment, Garden

Wishing You A Forking Good Birthday Greeting Card

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32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Second Birthday Card For Thirty Two Year Old, 32nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fourth Birthday Card For Twenty Four Year Old, 24th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twentieth Birthday Card For Twenty Year Old, 20th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Fantasy Football Player, Funny Football Card, FPL, Gaming

Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card

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Caravan Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Groomsman Greeting Card | Funny Will You Be My Groomsman Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis

Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Groomsman Greeting Card

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