Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Birthday Hand Holding Weed Leaf Greeting Card | Hand Held Cannabis Leaf Illustration, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaf, Stoner Birthday

Happy Birthday Hand Holding Weed Leaf Greeting Card

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Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls. Greeting Card | Funny Dad Joke Card In Red, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card | Funny, Bong Pun Birthday Card For Stoner, Sad Looking Bong, Miss You Birthday Card

Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Print Blue Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration In Blues, Green & Grey, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves

Happy Birthday Weed Print Blue Greeting Card

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Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card

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You're Dope. Greeting Card | Well Done Card In Green For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Dope, Cannabis, Pot, Marijuana, 420

You're Dope. Greeting Card

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Wake And Bake Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Stoner Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

Wake And Bake Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Wife, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card

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Herbivore Greeting Card | Weed Card For Vegan Stoner, Weed Smoker, Veggie, Plant Based, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420, Herb

Herbivore Greeting Card

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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Knights Templar Pun Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Knights Hemplar Doodle Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt Congratulations Greeting Card | Funny Congratulations Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt Congratulations Greeting Card

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Freshly Baked Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Freshly Baked Greeting Card

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Have A Jammin' Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Weed Birthday Card For Friend, Cannabis, Marijuana, Rasta Dancing, Rastafarian

Have A Jammin' Birthday Greeting Card

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I Can't Wait To THC You Again Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Stoner Pun Miss You Card For Friend, THC, Cannabis, Weed, Marijuana, See You Again

I Can't Wait To THC You Again Greeting Card

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Wake And Bake Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Stoner Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

Wake And Bake Greeting Card

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High Maintenance Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, LGBTQ+, Empowerment, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

High Maintenance Greeting Card

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High Maintenance Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, LGBTQ+, Empowerment, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

High Maintenance Greeting Card

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Herbivore Greeting Card | Weed Card For Vegan Stoner, Weed Smoker, Veggie, Plant Based, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420, Herb

Herbivore Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday Weed Illustration Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration In Green, Yellow And Red, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves, Dope

Happy Birthday Weed Illustration Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Illustration White Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves, Dope, Ganja, Hash, 420

Happy Birthday Weed Illustration White Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Print Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration In Green, Yellow And Red, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves

Happy Birthday Weed Print Greeting Card

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Weed Everyday Greeting Card | Funny Weed Pun Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, Gardening Cannabis Pun, Marijuana

Weed Everyday Greeting Card

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Weed Word Art Greeting Card | Cannabis, Mary J, Pot, Ganja, Hash, Grass, Dope

Weed Word Art Greeting Card

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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Funny Gift For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Knights Templar Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Knights Hemplar Greeting Card

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Have A Jammin Birthday Greeting Card | Rasta Birthday Card, Reggae Birthday Card, Groovy Seventies Font

Have A Jammin Birthday Greeting Card

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Tokemon Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Gamer, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot

Tokemon Greeting Card

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Have A Dope Birthday Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Have A Dope Birthday Greeting Card

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Royal Highness Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Royal Highness Greeting Card

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One Love Greeting Card | Anniversary Card, Love Card, Valentines Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

One Love Greeting Card

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Flower To The People Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Flower To The People Greeting Card

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Stoned Age Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot, Stone Age Pun

Stoned Age Greeting Card

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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Knights Templar Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Knights Hemplar Greeting Card

from £3.99

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