from £3.99
Deadpan Gifts
Obligatory Mother's Day Card. Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
from £3.99
Happy Mother's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
from £3.99
£11.95
#witchplease Tote
£26.50
Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"
£26.50
And Then There Was No Sleep Cushion
£25.25
Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"
£25.25
£21.50
I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Apron
£21.50
Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons. SIZE: 25" X 35"
£21.50
Prick With A Fork Apron
£21.50
Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons. SIZE: 25" X 35"
£21.50
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker
£3.65
Tell them like it is with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"
£3.65
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Magnet
£8.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£8.95
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One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card
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from £3.99
An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card
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Obligatory Father's Day Card Greeting Card
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from £3.99
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet
£8.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£8.95
Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
If I Die While Lifting Weights Add More Weights And Then Call For Help Mug
£11.95
Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.
£11.95
If I Were Wrong Don't You Think I'd Know Mug
£11.95
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£11.95
In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!