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Deadpan Gifts
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card
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You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card
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Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card
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And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card
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£13.25
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Magnet
£8.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£8.95
Congratulations You Cunt Magnet
£8.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£8.95
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Magnet
£8.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£8.95
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!