Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card | Deadpan Wedding Card, Deadpan First Home Together Card

Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card | Cancelled Wedding Card, Rescheduled Wedding Card

Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Today Should Be Your Wedding Day But It's Not Greeting Card | Cancelled Wedding Card, Rescheduled Wedding Card

Today Should Be Your Wedding Day But It's Not Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card | Funny Excuse RSVP Card, Can't Make It Card, Wedding, Birthday Party

Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card | Rude, Deadpan Engagement Card, Wedding, Just Married, Engaged, Hen Do, Stag Party

42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You'll Do Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Anniversary, Love

You'll Do Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Big Gay Day Greeting Card | Funny Gay Wedding Card, Funny LGBTQ+ Wedding Card

Big Gay Day Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity Wedding Card, Engagement

You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Weirdo Greeting Card | Funny, Silly, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Anniversary, Love

You're My Weirdo Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, New Parents, Wedding Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, Just Married

Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card | Funny Pink Anniversary Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Silly Love Card, Valentines

You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Valentines Card, Wedding Anniversary, Love, Golddigger Joke

I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your Life Is Officially Over Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Rude Just Married Card

Your Life Is Officially Over Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Wedding Card, Funny Congratulations Card

Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Wedding Card, Funny Engagement Card, Moving In Together

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery A5 Notebook | Funny Wedding Gift, Engagement Notebook, Wedding Journal, Pessimistic, Sarcastic Wedding Gift

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster | Funny Wedding Gift, Rude Engagement Present, Housewarming Gift, Pessimistic Drinks Mat, Sarcasm

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Magnet | Funny Wedding Gift, Pessimistic Engagement Gift, Housewarming Gift For Couple

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95

We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!