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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Forget The Turkey And Give Me A Good Stuffing! Greeting Card | Rude Christmas Card For Him, Sex Joke, Cooked Turkey, Food Pun, Monochrome

Forget The Turkey And Give Me A Good Stuffing! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Here's To Another Year Of Pointless, Vapid Existence! Happy New Year! Greeting Card | Pessimistic New Years, Champagne Glasses Clinking, Bubbly

Here's To Another Year Of Pointless, Vapid Existence! Happy New Year! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy New Home - Well Deserved, I Know You Worked Hard On Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina! Greeting Card | Rich, Spoilt, Moving Out
from £3.99
The Earth Has Completed Another Full Orbit Of The Sun, And Still You Refuse To Die. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Planet Orbiting, Space, Old Age
from £3.99
Dad, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Dad, For Him

Dad, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Dad, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Dad, For Him, Nappy Change Joke

Dad, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card

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Dad, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Dad, For Him

Dad, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card

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Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Christmas Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle

Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Are A Constant Sauce Of Disappointment Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Child, Saucy, Red Sauce, Ketchup Doodle, Tomato Sauce

You Are A Constant Sauce Of Disappointment Greeting Card

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You're Not The Sharpest Tool In The Box Greeting Card | Rude DIY Themed Card, Screwdriver, Spanner, Ruler, Hammer, Saw, Tools

You're Not The Sharpest Tool In The Box Greeting Card

from £3.99

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All I want For Christmas Is Booze. Greeting Card | Funny Adult Alcohol Christmas Card, All I Want For Christmas Is You Pun, Gin, Vodka, Brandy, Rum

All I want For Christmas Is Booze. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Jingle Bell... End. Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Deadpan, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Husband, Boyfriend

Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card In Orange For Husband, Wife, Lost Respect

I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card

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The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Mug | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Rude Old Age Joke Birthday Gift, Mug

The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Bah Humbug, Christmas Haters

Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card | Deadpan, Pessimistic Congratulations Card, Engagement, New Job, Jealousy

Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card

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The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Rude Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Grandparent, Mum, Dad

The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Greeting Card

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Don't Hate. Meditate. Tote | Canvas Shopping Bag, Yoga Joke Tote Bag, For Yoga, Yogi, Namaste, Meditation

Don't Hate. Meditate. Tote

£26.50

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£26.50
Let That Shit Go. Tote | Canvas Shopping Bag, Yoga Joke Tote Bag, For Yoga, Yogi, Namaste, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Tote

£26.50

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£26.50
You're My Type On Paper. Mug | Deadpan Valentine's Gift In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card | Funny Yoga Sympathy Card In Green, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card | Deadpan Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fire Crotch. Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Ginger Pubes, Red Head

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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