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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
It's That Thyme Again... Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Thyme Time Pun Birthday Card, A Happy Sprig Of Thyme Holding A Slice Of Cake, Herb Pun

It's That Thyme Again... Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Jesus Loathes You. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Jesus Hates You, Son Of God, Jesus's Birthday, Nativity

Jesus Loathes You. Greeting Card

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"Look Pheasants!' "It's Pronounced Peasants." Greeting Card

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At This Time Of Year, Burglary Was Almost Too Easy. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Santa Claus Delivering Presents, Gifts, Robbery

At This Time Of Year, Burglary Was Almost Too Easy. Greeting Card

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They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card | Rude Vintage Christmas Card, Santa Claus Presents Joke

They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card

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Reality Vs Tinder Profile Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Catfish Joke Card, Optical Illusion, Couple Arguing, Happy Couple

Reality Vs Tinder Profile Greeting Card

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Reality Vs Tinder Profile Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Catfish Joke Card, Optical Illusion, Man Looking Scared, Sad, Man Looking Happy

Reality Vs Tinder Profile Greeting Card

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Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Valentines Card, Anniversary, Woman Playing The Harp Romantically For Man

Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card

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To Be Honest, I Think You'll Need To Retrain In Cyber. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Card, Musicians Looking Confused, Angry Musicians, Sympathy

To Be Honest, I Think You'll Need To Retrain In Cyber. Greeting Card

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COVID Lockdown: Day 117 Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Card, Proud Looking Artist Pointing At Painting Of Cat, Lockdown Activites Joke

COVID Lockdown: Day 117 Greeting Card

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When That Post-Sambuca, Pre-Vomit Dread Kicks In. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Birthday Card, Man Looking At Cup With Dread, Drinking, Partying

When That Post-Sambuca, Pre-Vomit Dread Kicks In. Greeting Card

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Jack Was Embarrassed About His Tiddler. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Card For Him, Man and Woman With Small Fish On A Plate, Small Penis Joke,

Jack Was Embarrassed About His Tiddler. Greeting Card

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Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, King Kissing Jester's Shoe

Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card

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Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Man And Woman Embracing, Angel, Sex Joke, Rhyme

Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card

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"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

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'Honey, You Have A Large Bogey Up Your Nose.' She Said. 'God Bless You Darling.' I Answered. Greeting Card | Vintage Joke Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Couple Kissing
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The New COVID-Safe Handshakes Had Really Livened Up Governmental Proceedings. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Card, Judge and Man In Top Hat Dancing

The New COVID-Safe Handshakes Had Really Livened Up Governmental Proceedings. Greeting Card

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Emma Wondered If Now Was The Time To Tell Pete He Looked Fucking Ridiculous. Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary, Vintage, Fairies Kissing On Toadstool, Pixies

Emma Wondered If Now Was The Time To Tell Pete He Looked Fucking Ridiculous. Greeting Card

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As The Mushrooms Kicked In, Emma Thought She Might Be About To Trip Balls. Greeting Card | Funny Drugs Pun, Vintage, Fairies Kissing On Toadstool, Pixies

As The Mushrooms Kicked In, Emma Thought She Might Be About To Trip Balls. Greeting Card

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"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card

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Donuts Print Mug | Different Coloured Glazed Donuts Coffee Mug, Ring Donuts, Iced Donuts, Iced Buns

Donuts Print Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Happy Anniversary Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple Sharing A Bath

Happy Anniversary Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Rucking Awesome Brother Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Birthday Card For Rugby Player Brother, Sibling, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Rucking Awesome Brother Greeting Card

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Different Diwali Sweets Coffee Mug, Festival Of Lights, Diwali Sweets Print, Gulab Jamun, Laddu, Barfi, Jalebi, Burfi

Diwali Sweets Print Mug

£11.95

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£11.95