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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Sushi Print A5 Journal | Different Sushi Bites Print Notebook, Salmon, Prawns, Crab, California Rolls, Nigiri, Sashimi, Maki, Tuna Roll

Sushi Print A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Diwali Sweets Print A5 Journal | Different Diwali Sweets Notebook, Festival Of Lights, Diwali Sweets Print, Gulab Jamun, Laddu, Barfi, Jalebi, Burfi

Diwali Sweets Print A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
I Can't Do This Shit Alone! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party, Maid Of Honour, Engagement Ring Doodle

I Can't Do This Shit Alone! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Let's Get Fat! Happy Easter! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Easter Card, Overeating Chocolate Joke, Chocolate Egg Doodle, Easter Egg

Let's Get Fat! Happy Easter! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Easter Is All About Eating Chocolate! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Easter Card, Chocolate Eggs Joke, Chocolate Egg Doodle, Easter Egg

Easter Is All About Eating Chocolate! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

from £3.99

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#nomakeup #nofilter Greeting Card | Hashtag Joke Vintage Card, Skeleton Looking At Itself In The Mirror Holding A Wig,

#nomakeup #nofilter Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Tim Started To Have Second Thoughts When He Caught Wind Of Hannah's Putrid Guff. Greeting Card | Fart Joke Vintage Card, Woman With Bum Out Of Window

Tim Started To Have Second Thoughts When He Caught Wind Of Hannah's Putrid Guff. Greeting Card

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He Wasn't Getting The Message. There Was Nought To Do But Guff In His Face. Greeting Card | Funny Fart Joke Vintage Card, Woman With Bum Out Of Window

He Wasn't Getting The Message. There Was Nought To Do But Guff In His Face. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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"I Thought The Wings Would Be A Turn On, But You Look Fucking Ridiculous Larry." Greeting Card

from £3.99

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It's Ok If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Frenemy, Banter Card, Frenemies, Haters Gonna Hate

It's Ok If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You'll Never Be The Man Your Mother Is Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card For Him, Not Man Enough, Man Up, Banter Cards, Mean Card

You'll Never Be The Man Your Mother Is Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Your Best Chance Of Getting Laid Is To Crawl Up A Chicken's Ass And Wait Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Can't Get Laid, Not Getting Any Sex

Your Best Chance Of Getting Laid Is To Crawl Up A Chicken's Ass And Wait Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Embrace Your Mistakes... Can I Have A Hug? Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card For Parent, Mistake Child, Hug Your Mistake

Embrace Your Mistakes... Can I Have A Hug? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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The Only Culture You Have Is Bacteria Greeting Card | Bacteria Joke, Deadpan Greeting Card, Uncultured, Science, Biology Joke

The Only Culture You Have Is Bacteria Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card | Joke, Deadpan, Sarcastic Sympathy Greeting Card, Tired Of Your Moaning Card, Whiny Friend

Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Blame Your Parents Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Greeting Card, Bad Parents Joke, I Blame The Parents, Monochrome, Black And White

I Blame Your Parents Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your Gene Pool Could Use Some Chlorine Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Greeting Card, Bad Genes Joke, Monochrome, Black And White

Your Gene Pool Could Use Some Chlorine Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Would Tell You To Eat Shit But I Know You're Not Into Cannibalism Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity, Deadpan Greeting Card, You're Shit

I Would Tell You To Eat Shit But I Know You're Not Into Cannibalism Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right It's A Shame Nobody Told Your Parents Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Greeting Card For Second Child, Sibling

Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right It's A Shame Nobody Told Your Parents Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug | Funny Owl Pun Mug For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Gift For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug

£12.95

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£12.95