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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Lady Riding A Horse, Horse Girl, Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Mistle-Toad Greeting Card | Funny Toad Joke Christmas Card, Toad In Santa Hat, Misteltoe Pun, Amphibian

Mistle-Toad Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Merry Vegan Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Vegan Christmas Card, For Vegan, Brussel Sprouts In Santa Hats, Veggie, Plant Based

Merry Vegan Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Mistle-Toad Mug | Pun Toad In A Christmas Hat Doodle Gift, Stocking Filler, Mistletoe Joke, Amphibian

Mistle-Toad Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Yoga Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude Gift For Yoga Lover, Yogi In Downward Dog Position Doodle, Notepad, Journal, Diary, Namaste

Yoga Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Football Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For Footballer, Football Player, FPL, Fantasy Football, Premier League, FIFA

Football Wanker Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Yoga Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Yoga Greeting Card For Yoga Lover, Friend, Yogi In Downward Dog Position, Namaste

Yoga Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Thanks Shallot Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Food Pun Thank You Card, Smiling Shallot With Thumbs Up, Thanks A Lot

Thanks Shallot Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of greeting cards.

from £3.99
You're One In A Melon Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Food Pun Thank You Card, Smiling Watermelon Doodle, One In A Million

You're One In A Melon Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of greeting cards.

from £3.99
Thanks A Bunch Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Food Pun Thank You Card, Bunch Of Bananas Smiling With Thumbs Up Doodle

Thanks A Bunch Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of greeting cards.

from £3.99
Namaste Bitches. Beach Towel | Yoga Beach Towel, Gift For Yogi, Yoga Friend, Namaste, Zen, Profanity

Namaste Bitches. Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Bah Humbug. Apron | Festive, Funny, Scrooge Christmas Apron, Gift For Christmas Hater, Red And White

Bah Humbug. Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Yoga Poses Beach Towel | Yogis Posing Beach Towel For Yogi, For Yoga Friendm Lotus Pose, Cobra Pose, Downward Facing Dog, Tree Pose, Namaste

Yoga Poses Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Best Fucking Wife Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Wife, For Her, Wedding Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Best Fucking Mum Ever Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Mother's Day Gift For Mum, Mother, Parent, Her

Best Fucking Mum Ever. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Bah Humbug. Fridge Magnet | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift For Scrooge, Christmas Hater, Stocking Filler, Secret Santa

Bah Humbug. Magnet

£10.95

Brighten your day with our fun range of magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Bon Voyage. Greeting Card | French You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Good Luck On Your Travels, Blue

Bon Voyage. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Oh Shit! Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card In Blue, Profanity, Sorry, Apologies

Oh Shit! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of fun greeting cards.

from £3.99
You're Dope. Greeting Card | Well Done Card In Green For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Dope, Cannabis, Pot, Marijuana, 420

You're Dope. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Merry Christmas You Miserable Git. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Christmas Card In Red For Scrooge, Christmas Hater

Merry Christmas You Miserable Git. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're The Dog's Bollocks. Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Well Done, New Job, Passed Driving Test, Exams, A-Levels, GCSEs

You're The Dog's Bollocks. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Hairy Muff. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, For Her

Happy Birthday You Hairy Muff. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Big Gay Day. Greeting Card | Funny Gay Wedding Card For Gay, Lesbian Or Queer Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+

Big Gay Day. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In December. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In December. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99