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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
You're My Favourite Tart. Greeting Card | Funny Friendship Card In Red, LGBTQ+, For Her, For Him, Best Friend, BFF, Bestie

You're My Favourite Tart. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls. Greeting Card | Funny Dad Joke Card In Red, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bah Humbug. Greeting Card | Rude Bah Humbug Christmas Card In Red For Scrooge, Christmas Hater

Bah Humbug. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Blow Job Queen. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Gay Man, LGBTQ+, For Her, For Him, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday Blow Job Queen. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Birthday Card For Lesbian, LGBTQ+, For Her

Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Birthday, Valentines, Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Sister Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Sister, Sibling, Her, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dirty Thirty. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old

Dirty Thirty. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Friend

Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
RIP To Your Thirties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Fortieth Birthday Card For Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Forty Year Old, 40th

RIP To Your Thirties Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Thanks Word Art Greeting Card | Merci, Danke, Gracias, Grazie, Thanks, Obrigado, Tack

Thanks Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our thank you word art greeting card.

from £3.99
Good Riddance 2020. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Happy New Year Card, Goodbye Twenty Twenty

Good Riddance 2020. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Home Alone Quote Christmas Card

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Sexy Girl Santa Pole Dancing On A Candy Cane Christmas Card, Mrs Clause, LGBT

Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
High Maintenance Mug | Weed Mug, LGBTQ+, Stoner, Gift For Weed Smokers, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Hash, Ganja, Pot

High Maintenance Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
World's Dopest Wife Mug | Stoner Gift For Wife, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun Anniversary, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Dope, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
World's Dopest Husband Mug | Stoner Gift For Husband, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun Anniversary, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Hash, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Husband Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
High Maintenance Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, LGBTQ+, Empowerment, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

High Maintenance Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
World's Dopest Sister Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Sister, Her, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Sister Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Make Me Thorny Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You Make Me Thorny Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99