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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Penis Print Cushion | Abstract Nude Willy Cushion, Feminist, Line Drawing Dicks, LGBTQ+

Penis Print Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Penis's Tucked Up In A Blanket, Willies In Bed, Pigs In Blankets Pun

Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Eat Sleep Game Repeat Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Gamer, Gaming Obsessed, Games Enthusiast

Eat Sleep Game Repeat Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Freshly Baked Mug | Weed Mug For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Freshly Baked Mug

£12.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£12.95
Fancy It? Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Anniversary Card, Sex Hand Gesture Doodle

Fancy It? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Well Done Smart Arse Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Rude Well Done Card, Rude New Job Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Bottom Doodle

Well Done Smart Arse Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster | Rude, Funny, Offensive Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster, Profanity, Monochrome

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card | Happy Cat Thank You Card, For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Kitten, Thanks For Helping Me Out, Cat With Thumbs Up

Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Seize The Clay Greeting Card | Funny Encouraging Card, Happy Clay Man In Party Hat, Encouragement, Good Luck, Seize The Day

Seize The Clay Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hap-pee Birthday!! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Banter Birthday Card, Man Peeing, Urinating, Weeing

Hap-pee Birthday!! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
A Little Birdie Told Me It’s Your Birthday So I Ate It Greeting Card | Funny Cat Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat In Birthday Hat With Bird Feathers

A Little Birdie Told Me It’s Your Birthday So I Ate It Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Have A Tee-rrific Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Golf Pun Birthday Card For Golfer, Terrific Birthday, Golfer Tee-ing Off, PGA, Grand Slam, Ace, Birdie

Have A Tee-rrific Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Would Give You A Funny Card, But At This Age There's A Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Parent

I Would Give You A Funny Card, But At This Age There's A Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Gardening Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Gardener, Gardener Pushing Wheelbarrow With Gnome, Watering Can, Flowers, Seedlings

Happy Birthday Gardening Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Bumble, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Dive Buddy Greeting Card | Diving Birthday Card For Diving Friend, Scubadiving, Under The Sea, Scubadiver With Thumbs Up

Happy Birthday Dive Buddy Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Friend, Sibling, Man With No Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday! This Was The Cheesiest Card I Could Find Greeting Card | Funny, Cheesy Birthday Card, Diferrent Cheeses, Mozzarella, Feta, Cheddar

Happy Birthday! This Was The Cheesiest Card I Could Find Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're How Old?? Yoga'tta Be Kidding Me! Greeting Card | Yoga Woman In Tree Pose Birthday Card For Her, Yogi, Yoga Pun, Namaste, Meditation, Age Joke

You're How Old?? Yoga'tta Be Kidding Me! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Milf. Mug | Funny Gift For Good Looking Mum, New Mother, Her, Wife, Pink, New Baby, Baby Shower Gift

Milf. Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Second Birthday Card For Thirty Two Year Old, 32nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fourth Birthday Card For Twenty Four Year Old, 24th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Fantasy Football Player, Funny Football Card, FPL, Gaming

Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Mug | Rude Gift For Rugy Player, Funny Rugby Pun Mug For Rugby Fan, Rugby Player Holding Loo Roll

You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Mug

£12.95

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£12.95