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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Willy Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card | Funny Autocorrect Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cake, Profanity

Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Would Give You A Funny Card, But At This Age There's A Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Parent

I Would Give You A Funny Card, But At This Age There's A Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Rugby Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For Rugby Player, Funny Rugby Coffee Mug, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Rugby Wanker Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat, Bah Humbug, Christmas Hater

Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bugger. Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card In Green, Profanity, Sorry, Apologies

Bugger. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Dad, Mum, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Age Card, For Brother, Friend

40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Fucking New Year. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Happy New Year Card, Relief, Profanity

Happy Fucking New Year. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Mug | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Gift For Coworker, Friend, Sibling

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Guitar Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Guitar Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Rude Well Done Card, Rude New Job Card

You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Birthday Card, Bag Of Sugar Wearing Nipple Tassles Doodle

Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Carole Fuckin' Baskin A5 Notebook | Tiger King Gifts, Carole Baskin, Joe Exotic, Monochrome, Black And White Journal

Carole Fuckin' Baskin A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
I Am 31 Mug | 29 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 31st Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty One

I Am 31 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Well Done Smart Ass Greeting Card | Funny Donkey Pun Celebration Card, Smug Donkey In Tuxedo With Ass Out, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job

Well Done Smart Ass Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Greeting Card | Rude Rugby Pun Greeting Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Rugby Player Holding Loo Roll

You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Friend Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Best Friend, BFF, BFFL, Soul Mate, Bestie

Best Fucking Friend Ever. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Festive As Fuck. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Deadpan, Profanity Christmas Card In Red, Festive AF,

Festive As Fuck. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Mum Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Mum, Parent, Her, Mother's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Mum Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In June. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In June. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Spurs Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Spurs Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football, Tottenham

Spurs Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Fortieth Birthday Gift For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95