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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
21 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty First Birthday Gift For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Caravan Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity

You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Vagina Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your vag vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Can't Be Bothered Birthday Card, Lazy Card Joke

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Older But Wiser, Beer Bottle In Glasses With White Beard

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Friend, Sibling, Man With No Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
22 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Second Birthday Gift For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Eighteenth Birthday Card For Eighteen Year Old, 18th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fantasy Football Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For Fantasy Football Player, Funny Football Mug, FPL, Gaming

Fantasy Football Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Campervan Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude Gift For Campervan Owner, VW Owner, T4, T5, T6, T25,T2, T3, Vee Dub, Camper

Campervan Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Vagina Word Art Mug | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Synonyms

Vagina Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Gym Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains

Gym Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Penis Print Cushion | Abstract Nude Willy Cushion, Feminist, Line Drawing Dicks, LGBTQ+

Penis Print Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Abstract Boobs Cushion | Abstract Nude Breasts Cushion, Feminist, Female Empowerment Gift, Line Drawing Tits

Abstract Boobs Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Good Luck, Profanity, New Job, Judas

Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#merrychristmas #youcunt Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Hashtag, Red And White

#merrychristmas #youcunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster | Rude, Funny, Offensive Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster, Profanity, Monochrome

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Magnet | Funny, Rude Fridge Magnet, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Dog Owner, Black And White, Monochrome, Profanity

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Magnet

£8.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Weed Word Art Mug | Cannabis, Weed, Mary Jane, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Grass, Ganga, Dope, Herb

Weed Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're My Favourite Prick Mug | Rude Gift For Him, For Her, Funny Valentines, Prick Pun Cactus Mug, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95